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Sunderland 206 (31.7%) Hull City 126 (19.4%) Crystal Palace 87 (13.4%) Middlesbrough 176 (27.1%) Swansea City 12 (1.8%) Leicester City 16 (2.5%) Bournemouth 18 (2.8%) Southampton 0 (0%) Watford 2 (0.3%) Burnley 3 (0.5%) Stoke City 1 (0.2%) West Ham Utd 3 (0.5%) Poll reset.

I really hope you stay up, you have always been a likeable club, normally play decent football, and I'm moving to Swansea in a few months, so I'd be handy if both Newcastle and Swansea were in the Premier League. I really, really, hope they go down for the way they treated Bradley.

It's very unlikely but stranger things have happened. Two wins in the next two games and people would be believing. No they wouldn't As stated, it's impossible in 99% of the available fixture scenarios

Why are you people wasting your money? Even if they win all their remaining matches, the math doesn't add up. They're down. Only the slimmest of match result scenarios (1% likelyhood) can save them.

Of course this is the match I decided to combine with Stabæk for a double. I hate everything

This'll be Sandefjords first away win in the top division for over 30 games FFS

Aye, I've had a right mare today. Literally everything I've tried has been s***. Gone for a draw in Lazio v Napoli to try salvage the day, so it'll probably be 6-0 after 20 minutes. I'm watching Vålerenga - Sandefjord, had Vålerenga but they were down 0-1 at HT. Then they equalize and play great, which has me thinking "well, this'll go my way". Immediately after that thought there's a red card to Vålerenga and Sandefjord take the lead again

Not going too well today. 100% because I posted confidently about the bets

Mathematically down with 99% certainty. (As in they could only escape less than 1 out of a 100 times with the leagues remaining fixtures)

No. I've been 100% confident of a straight retrn to the Prem since day 1 of the season. Only thing I've been uncertain about is if it'll be 1st or 2nd.

Bendter scored an own goal in the Rosenborg - Molde match. This was his post match interview when he was meant to talk about the win: "Did you see Molde's goal though? We had no chance against such a fantastically made goal. What a striker."

My 100% win record on Norwegian bets still going strong this season. First big test tomorrow to see if Tromsø, Vålerenga, Odd and Bodø/Glimt finish off what Rosenborg started.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=98673.0

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Rosenborg already up 2-0 after 12 mins Printing money

I'll write something up for you before this weekends matches. I'll do it even though it will jinx me straight to hell In short though, Rosenborg may well go thirty matches undefeated this year and wil probably win most by two goals or more. Bendtner will also be top scorer in the league by a distance if he doesn't get injured. He's not even in shape and he's just toying with the Norwegian defenders so far even though he's essentially just Shola-esquely strolling around the pitch. The quality difference between him and the rest of the players in the league is staggering Not to mention Rosenborg basically got two players in every position better than a "best XI of all the other players in the league" team.

They've won 5 games (!) all season and haven't scored in about 20 matches. 330/1 seems more like it. Mathematically they are down with 98% certainty. Basically meaning they can only escape 2 times out of a 100 attempts. They're down.

Brann should dispose of Strømsgodset with ease tbh. I dont know - feel they have a bad record against Strømsgodset. The c*** Marcus Pedersen will probably score a winner. Anyways I put 60 pounds on Brann just to at least win something Brann's up 3-0 now, just FYI Lumped a bit more on Brann just before kickoff. Thanks for convincing me The ease of winning money on the Norwegian league is the best thing in gambling tbh Had a Brann, Haugesund and Tromsø treble today. Haugesund almost fucked it up, but thankfully they didn't. I'm on a 100% win streak on Norwegian bets so far this season, so jinxing it now by stating it in public

Brann should dispose of Strømsgodset with ease tbh. I dont know - feel they have a bad record against Strømsgodset. The cunt Marcus Pedersen will probably score a winner. Anyways I put 60 pounds on Brann just to at least win something Brann's up 3-0 now, just FYI

Brann should dispose of Strømsgodset with ease tbh.

Make that £840, didn't see that Liverpool dun goofed which busted a coupon.

If Real holds on I'm £1005 up tonight. If they don't I'm down £150.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4379802/Norwegian-Tromsdalen-play-match-amid-wall-snow.html