Kaizero

On Saturday night I went to the Orlando City match here in Orlando and my wife's friend who brought her boyfriend who's from London and is a West Ham supporter. That c*** met me for 5 minutes and already tried making fun of us for getting relegated, "no chance you keep Rafa", Should have kept Pardew, Championship is a tough division etc, hates Andy Carroll. So this f***ing guy, been living in NYC for a good few years now, comes down to my city, to watch my local side play a match, is with all of my friends....and decides he's going to just go all mad bantz to make friends? Nahhhhhh, hope West Ham burn in hell now. Had a similar experience a few years ago met a west ham fan in a bar in ireland we where having a bit of "banter" at the start but eventually the argument got a bit heated when we where discussing who the bigger club was, he then started to chat shite about "when was the last time use won something" I replied that they weren't much better there was only an eleven year difference in the last trophy that we won, he went nah mate we won the league cup in 94 !!! After about ten minutes of laughing at him I got me phone out and showed him that villa won the league cup in 94, he then grabbed me phone and fucked it to the floor, obviously we started to scrap before both of us where removed from the public house in question .... But aye I hate West Ham too Big club "banter" is the worst. It's honestly very easy to measure how big a club is. Fan base + Attendance + Commercial Income = How big is the particular club in comparison to others judged by the same criteria. Trophies does not make one a big club. It makes you a club that win things, which in turn might boost your fan base, attendance and commercial income and eventually you'll become a big club. There's a lot of "big" clubs out there that don't really win much, but that doesn't make them small clubs. You don't fucking measure the size of a club based on trophies. I get so angry. It's just fucking common sense to actually judge the size of a club based on the factors that actually matter in the equation.

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It's not yellow, it's gold. And I'd bet £100 on that being the shirt.

I'd back Belgium to beat England tbh if I had to make a bet.

Portugal. France. Wales. Spain. Germany. Poland. Switzerland. Belgium. Italy (surely a defender?). Croatia. Fair point about being a team but we haven't shown that team ability in yonks either. Wales. So you're saying Gareth Bale is "world class", yet no-one in the England team is near his level? You're also using this point to make out they're somehow better than England. They've named two strikers from f***ing Walsall in their provisional squad, man. I'm not saying Wales are better than England. I'm saying there's nothing to suggest England are a major European nation. Not past performances, nor star power. And no - there isn't an English player near the level of Bale either. Think in time Kane will show it. Well who are major European nations? Are the Netherlands in your list? Argentina, Spain, Germany, Uruguay, Chile and Italy I'd say are the top tier teams currently. And Italy only because they just don't fucking know when to get beaten, even when they're filled with retirement home players. Below them I'd say it's pretty much a free for all in the England, France, Brazil, Holland, Columbia and Belgium bracket, followed by a massive bracket consisting of the rest of (the non-minnow) Europe/South America + South Korea, Japan, Mexico, Australia and the US.

Gonna be scraping the barrel if they insist on replacing Hodgson with another Englishman when it's time.

I don't really see any evidence to suggest Hodgson is holding back this group of players. By being a careful defensive minded manager he will hold you back. You, for once, have quite the creative group of players. Hodgson is not the right manager to get them to play at peak ability. Hodgson would've fit the mid-00s team quite well I think, late 00s as well even. The fact he will most likely start Rooney is pretty much evidence of the main issue regarding Hodgson. You guys need a creative minded manager that puts together a team, not just individuals.

England has been fairly shit for a while tbf. But you've also not had a good manager in fucking ages so I don't really think the players are the main issue. At least not this time around.

Yay, you're back after the cup final. Let's celebrate. I love how his head looks pasted on like in one of Kaspers gifs

I know, but fucking Kyle Beckerman is in there so that voids his current shitness

Horvath not being in the Molde goal for weeks, can't wait to watch them crumble No Mix though? Why is there no Mix? I hate everything now. At least Zardes is in there.

Glad all over!

Almost everyone thought Leicester would slip up until around March to be fair. Lawro does pretty well in predictions. I would like to see what our tables would look like based on the predictions thread but nobody is going to put that shit together. There's no way Kaiz isn't already working on it. He lives for this shit man, he'll have smelled these posts and will be in here within a couple of hours.

Plastic Irish Gloryhunter lives yet another day.

I think play should have went on as it was 6 and 2 3's really, but it is right that it's debatable if it would have led to a goal, the commentators are making out as if it was a sure thing. De Gea for instance just stood there, didn't even try to move. Not at all a certain goal if the whistle wasn't blown.

Waiting for him to bridge in his view on American companies repatriating money, lengthening the metro to Sicily and slide in Newcastle's new badge.

Are you basing this purely off Eurovision? Have you seen pre-match NFL things vs this abortion of a pre-match thing? Not that the NFL pre-match shit is entertaining or whatever, but at least they're able to actually hit the right notes and not just stand there for half the song

As if the Americans can sing in tune. Face it dude their singers are just women trying to hold a high note for 10 minutes and rappers debating who if East side or West side are the best. What even is this. What. Hip Hop and Christina Aguilera. That's it. There is no other American music. Not just that, there's clearly no Southern Hip Hop or Hip Hop anywhere else than west/east

As if the Americans can sing in tune. Face it dude their singers are just women trying to hold a high note for 10 minutes and rappers debating who if East side or West side are the best. What even is this. What.

The UK really can't do the US things tbh. They should just not do that. Not because the US things are bad, but because the UK clearly cannot even sing in tune Imagine a fucking flyover, there'd be carnage.

That song didn't even have Zara Larsson on stage. Unforgivable.

I just want to fit in