Kaizero

It's only a friendly, but it's a fucking third tier reserves team with only two players older than 23. Fucking hell this is embarrasing.

It was quite noble of him IMO, had an open goal to shoot into and dived to the ground instead I guess you're being ironic, but the fact that he actually seeks the penalty by dragging his leg makes me sick! I only just finished hoying up on Saturday after doing it for about 3 weeks solid, presume it'll resume again soon as the lapses only ever last a few days.

So they basically just have three shirts with the same colours?

The only thing this time awake has given me is a massive hatred for whoever "Roro" is and a hatred for long hair in ponytails. Oh and also naturally reminded me that NUFC give me no enjoyment, just full on hate fuelled anger. Winegum had some promising involvements though.

I hate the commentators. I hate the players. I hate everything. Yet here I am at 6am shaking with rage. I guess I hate myself the most.

You know gyppos, VI. They're always throwing dogs in with deals.

Impressive if it's a fake. The Nile Ranger fan page I set up years ago when we still liked him has like 3000 followers and no other activity than Nile's mates sending messages asking for drinks or where he is at the moment, as well as someone who seems quite convinced Nile's the father of her child and asking him to call her. Get rubbed Get a screen shot up - haven't got arse book! Quick selection: http://i.imgur.com/t3ozyBY.png

Impressive if it's a fake. The Nile Ranger fan page I set up years ago when we still liked him has like 3000 followers and no other activity than Nile's mates sending messages asking for drinks or where he is at the moment, as well as someone who seems quite convinced Nile's the father of her child and asking him to call her.

Wouldn't that be then classed as being registered with 3 different clubs in 1 season which isn't allowed? The rule is regarding competitive matches, no? It means you can be registered with a shitload of clubs, but if you've played in a competitive match for two of them within a year you can't play for any other club. It's what fucked Ben Arfa's original Nice transfer.

Took home £800 on the EL from £35 tonight. Like shooting fish in a barrel, with the exception of the last fish trying their best to fuck shit up against some shit Icelandic team and making me almost shit myself. I'm looking at you Rosenborg.

Ryan GIGGS (Ray-ahn GYH-IGG-SHHH)

Was worried for you upon first hearing they had no scarves, only to be hopeful for you when hearing they had them after all. Good news.

Damned Mexicans need to stay behind the fence.

Watching this event I feel like Schteve needs to ask some of the Atlas players if they are alone.

Krul just sounds like Cruel, no? The extra L makes it not? Or do I just suck at pronounciation explanations?

Just saw UB's post in the other thread and realized what the joke was

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Mitrovic is finger licking good!

This won't happen because then I'll get 260 quid.

Anyone hear anything about this Brazilian guy we're supposedly signing?

Did you read down? Admittedly I didn't read much, but from what I saw they seem to be fucking slaughtering the guy saying Shearer to Newcastle.

But he doesn't lose the ball that often. Abeid under Carver was much worse for that. People here just spout any crap. I provide logic. If you think Tiote doesn't lose the ball often, your logic is as sound as your opinion of Cabella's towering height. Kanji with the smackdown! http://media2.giphy.com/media/7dawJnybJ4cz6/200w.gif

Zardes

Is it his hair?