Kaizero

I knew it was coming when Stabæk didn't get a stonewall penalty at 2-3 and then proceeding to fuck up three open goal opportunities. Stuck with it though, because fuck my life.

£250

I'm never betting again. Fuck.

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Shit I lost some money. Fuck.

Fuck everything.

I hate everything. The amound of penalties not given and open goals missed were too damned high.

They absolutely should manage that when comparing the two teams. Been a very dull match so far though apparently.

This is better.

Some absolute bullshit going on in Molde.

Stabæk have been getting consistently odds around 3 or 4 against shit opposition. Bookies are just shit when it comes to Stabæk. That said, Molde are indeed reigning champs, so don't throw all caution to the wind. Just some of it.

Destined for relegation by experts pre-season. Everyone with some knowledge knew Bob Bradley would not even have his team near relegation. They've won six in a row, 12-0 GD and their attacking trio are basically the Norwegian league's version of Neymar, Messi and Suarez. Molde however were pre-season favourites for the title and have a budget probably thirty times Stabæk's. I dare say Stabæk is by far the better team both offensively and defensively at this point in time. The odds are probably due to the fact that Stabæk were, as mentioned, put forth by experts as certain for relegation.

"I played with him at the New York Cosmos and you would give him the ball and just not see him again because he was too fast." New York Cosmos ay, if only I'd known sooner that he'd played with him in such prestigious team and league! If he's saying that about an old and semi-retired Pele then imagine how good he was before that An old and semi-retired Pele...at New York Cosmos...in the MLS. MLS didn't even exist then. Woeful standards in the US at the time. Absolutely woeful. #teammaradona

Even worse then Just saw it mentioned in the article, but seems they've made their own conclusions when writing based on the statement.

Now confirmed he's not donated £5 million to Nepal. Organisation says he's donated, but doesn't want to say the number in public, so it's probably £10 or something

Brrap brrap bumblacart, aiiight. Str888 like a banana.

He's not been in at the club since fucking November - gets contract extended. Fucking Blackpool

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3076998/Nile-Ranger-stunned-Blackpool-s-decision-extend-contract-posts-picture-email-club-secretary-Instagram.html http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/11/16/288F9E3E00000578-0-image-a-48_1431358965563.jpg :lol:

If Juve win the CL and an Italian club take the EL, England will be very close to losing a CL spot. Best league in the world.

If Jemez wants it, fuck Garde. Jemez is god.

And don't visit Oslo, it's a dreadful city. I would've been inclined to agree back in the day, but I've found out most foreigners actually enjoy visiting Oslo (though, granted, other parts of Norway are more scenic). So it's more likely just us Norwegians hating ourselves as usual.

Imagine getting Jemez, man. I might even start actively watching games again.

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out. I guess she doesn't want to pay £17 for a pizza. Try £25-ish. For the horrible ones.

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out. I haven't seen much Norwegian TV. Any recommendations? IIRC "go home" is vaguely similar across most of the languages to "gan hyem" so I suppose I'll be ok at getting rid of pests. Depends what you're into. Basically only Lilyhammer, The Heavy-Water War and Dag that are watchable TV by international standards. Quite a few good films the past few years though.

Ask and you shall receive: http://futbol.as.com/futbol/imagenes/2015/05/13/champions/1431549743_813407_1431549809_noticia_grande.jpg That was after half and hour when they were 1-nil up as well what a prick Not to mention after he'd passed the ball rather than shot himself. Clearly thinking about how shit all the other players are.