Kaizero

Stabæk totally dominating, Sandnes looking fucking shit and getting lucky counters. Haugesund looking like fucking shit bar their counter goals. Fuck this.

Watch the worst teams in the league fucking win undeservedly when I bet fucking big. Cunts. Makes no sense based on the actual matches.

Shiiiiit.

One more now Stabæk and the night is saved. Come on.

These results... http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/ART/2013/03/content/1363723770_10.gif

Brann are hit and miss. Haugesund used to be a "never lose at home, never win away" side. Now they're looking like losing everywhere and have some key players out injured. Brann are very hit and miss though, as mentioned. Could just lay down and take it as well as full on rape Haugesund. The match is more dependant on what Brann would show up rather than anything Haugesund would do. They're just an extra in this match scenario.

My plan is to, for every major win, update a £400 cushion. Once those are gone due to any series of losses I'm cashing out for a few weeks. Watch me chase the losses when it happens, though.

Can't control myself. Threw pretty much all the Real winnings (£200-ish) on this: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/outtatime_zps09e91de3.png http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/When-people-who-ordered-after-you-get-their-food-first.gif

Dæhli scoring a hattrick against us would be nice.

Hopefully that 15-0 loss to Liverpool is enough to put the pressure back on Pardew after our 15-0 win over Cardiff.

Survival, like they did on Sunday in a far bigger game. True, although Sunderland also had something to play for then. What was interesting was that in the two matches before the Sunderland capitulation, they'd actually been playing some decent stuff. We have no sense of shape or game plan, so I think we're not that unlikely to lose against a team with nothing left but throwing a Haily Mary. Think we'll lose 1-3. They take the lead early, we equalize. Around 69 minutes they get lucky and then they finish it off in extra time as Pardew throws on Shola and Obertan to hand them the game.

Solskjær owes us to win this match and end Pardew.

Rather just print money from both losses Ideal world yeah. Don't have a fuck load of confidence in Cardiff though. Worried our superior player quality will save Pardew's bacon. Already thrown £50 at Cardiff -1 @ 9.00 I really shouldn't have loads of money in my betting account. Flying too close to the sun. Seems to be working for you. So far. New Tippeliga matches on Wednesday already. Might have enough for an extended holiday to the States this summer if it keeps up.

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Rather just print money from both losses Ideal world yeah. Don't have a fuck load of confidence in Cardiff though. Worried our superior player quality will save Pardew's bacon. Already thrown £50 at Cardiff -1 @ 9.00 I really shouldn't have loads of money in my betting account. Flying too close to the sun.

"I fink we made Arsenal nervous" "We might have a chance if the opposition isn't good."

"We worked hard. Tried to offer a fret. They were too good. Showed character in the second half and played okay. If the opposition isn't good we might have a chance." What is this I don't even

Rather just print money from both losses

Arsenal makes it £780 (whereas about £300 of them are profit after some wasteful -4 bets and shit ). Can live with this.

Not the best result. 3-0 could've been expected beforehand. Should've been 5 or 6 for a good impact.

We want it. Look at what we're wearing. Asking for it.

£50 on Arsenal -4, Juventus -1 and Vålerenga dnb. Returns £2500. http://media.giphy.com/media/PyZEkItObZrnW/giphy.gif

Tbf that Wolves scrub Hennessey had similar stats in their relegation season, it means f*ck all. Personally i think Cech has been great this year i'd have him in my team of the year personally. Really? No way Hennessey has ever had any save percentages that high. 165 saves to 82 goals in their relegation season.

Fuck your house, my random bet is not coming off. Chile is now my enemy.

Herrera I, bane of my existance!