You couldn't wait until half time? You just suddenly got up thinking "I better go buy that soap now!"?
I left immediately after the liverpool game, I looked homeless, so naturally I ran into someone I know. Time passed, man.
Plus my arms smell like onions. I'm so foul I'm almost impressed.
On that note, why do you never run into people you know when you feel fresh and awesome? Always when you look like shit.
Because that's how God rolls, man. He's a trickster.
He's a mean bastard!