Kaizero

Why does Jonas not seem to realize there are fakes out there?

Jonas says it is fake. However, Jonas follows this: http://twitter.com/CheikTiote24 (Probably still a fake and Jonas hasn't gotten around to asking him in training like Danny, though.)

I'm tempted to put the entire content of my Unibet betting account on a Norwegian win against the filthy Danes due to my knee jerking like a thanksgiving turkey. It will be glorious.

Fuck off betting on Fredrikstad tonight, Neil. I'll get Ste to end you.

… … …, can you hear me … ? … your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating! You're looking a lot better than I expected with the buys you did, I'll admit. Ojo especially looking the part.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to respond to that one. I was there for just one day rather than a week so I didn't bother notifying you as I'd made plans with other people. Moving there in the summer though, so I will pick off the asian women you toss aside then.

Going crazy, or you saw the name up in the people reading the topic or something.

They've lost Anthony Annan, all the others were easily replaceable. Annan though, man, it was like watching NUFC with Smith playing instead of Tiote. Also what was up with that team selection? Where in the name of fuck does it make sense to play two AMs in the fucking middle when you've lost the most important defensive card on your hand? Fuck me, Eggen will be back before the summer tbh.

I wish Bergen would just fall into the ocean already.

33 consecutive league matches and 30 consecutive away matches without a loss and it all comes to an end against those horrible little cunts. Fuck you, Neil. Fuck you so much.

Well, Mikel played for Lyn, which was the shittiest team in the league by a landslide. The occational gem does pop up! Edu at Hoffenheim as well, Moa/Konan Ya at Hannover etc etc. Norway will produce some good players in the years to come imo Out of the four players mentioned, Norway produced only one. The league is a good starting place for foreign talent, though. I think he's talking about the batch of Norwegian 17-19 year olds coming up in this season now almost all clubs are bankrupt and need to focus on talent development rather than the ones already shipped out.

You just know the first league loss in over a year comes in a match Neil has his money on.

Penis cheese.

I'll not be concerned until there's only twenty mins left though, going by previous seasons Roseborg comes strong in the second half.

Neil blatantly fucking up everything he touches.

Go nuts, I'm sure not even you betting on them can jinx this. That said, me being this confident may just jinx it.

Why so? My current bet suggestions (bar the already failed quadruple and DtD) are looking to come in if Rosenborg delivers.

0-7 now

Angers me I did not put him in my fantasy team.

Was like it all last season as well, I did good with my bets most of the time last time around though. First few rounds are always iffy with the Norwegian league considering how much the teams change over the winter break, but once they settle in it's always smooth sailing until the summer break when it gets a bit iffy again for a few rounds.

Hail to the chief.

These bangers need a bumpin'.

Ferguson has been good.

I am not amused.

ditto Aren't you very tall? Doesn't tall people require XL-ish or am I way off the mark?