Kaizero

Why would we sign two players when we only have one open spot? Surely we can budge one of Xisco, Routledge, Forster from our squad ffs. We registered them, we can't unregister them. At least according to FM. But according to FM you can't add free agents to your squad outside of transfer windows? or have I made that up. I think you've made that up. I'm not sure, though. It sounds familiar but I'm still not sure.

Why would we sign two players when we only have one open spot? Surely we can budge one of Xisco, Routledge, Forster from our squad ffs. We registered them, we can't unregister them. At least according to FM.

Why would we sign two players when we only have one open spot?

Could also be he wants a longer contract than six months for all we know.

One thing's for sure, I won't think he's overreacting when describing Poland anymore. When they went ahead they stayed back like fuck, and it literally felt like this is what went through their mind: "Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball. KICK IT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. Get the ball, get the ball. KICK IT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE."

No offense to Ridman, but that's the flukiest win I've seen in ages. Poland had one shot at goal all match, score it and then stay back with eleven men for the rest of the match ffs. And I thought we played anti-football.

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Fuck in Mattis.

Norwegians are seriously stupid, Swede. Doesn't make up for that tattoo no matter what, you are labled How do we know Carew doesn't want it to say his menstruation, though? He refused to comment about his reason for getting the tattoo, he probably wants to become a woman. I'm highly more amused about the fact that in Norwegian a simple stress mark is the difference between "rules" and "menstruation" It's in French.

Norwegians are seriously stupid, Swede. Doesn't make up for that tattoo no matter what, you are labled How do we know Carew doesn't want it to say his menstruation, though? He refused to comment about his reason for getting the tattoo, he probably wants to become a woman.

Norwegians are seriously stupid, Swede.

If we're spunking £10-ish mill on a striker I'd rather we spunked it on Edson Cavani tbh. Though he'd probably end up in the £20m range, sadly. And wouldn't be very realistic, dunno why I mentioned him now.

Nothing, we don't need a white Shola.

Don't forget taxfree.

Are you a troll??? Seriously cause I don't see how anybody could honestly pick Alliadere over Ewerthon Ask a Middlesbrough fan what he/she thinks about him. I can tell you know, if he stayed fit in 2009/10 they would of been promoted. 1. Who's this 3rd bloke we're rumoured to be after then? 2. I love with a Boro fan, when I told him we were linked with Aliadiere he laughed and said he really hopes we sign him. Naughty boy, loving with a Boro fan.

You're the worst wum ever. Worst or best? I think he said worst. I think, anyway. What do you expect of a man from Croydon with his favourite sport being competive eating?

After years of being spoiled with Interpolics, VIs and MKSCs, we were due a bad patch of newbies one time or another.

On a sidenote, I hope you absolutely arserape these fuckers so they're all low on confidence before we meet them in March in a match that matters.

There already is an England thread, use the search function ffs.

Aye, no better feeling than waking up in the morning all annoyed you need to do gardening and then remembering your Mexican.

*insert racist joke*

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Shaun makes Neesy look as intelligent as Einstein.

Why can't you fuckers just keep it as an athletics only stadium?

Random daft question: if we had a training camp in the US, would Barton be allowed in due to being rich and "famous"? (I know that on paper a normal person with a rep sheet like Barton wouldn't get in.)