Kaizero

(I realize you're on about the NUFC kits, but it's about time for a new other team kits thread as well. ) Some kits to start us off: http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/seattle-sounders-2011-adidas-football-shirt-b.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/seattle-sounders-2011-adidas-football-shirt-a.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/la-galaxy-2011-adidas-away-football-shirt.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Manchester_United_1112_nike_leaked_small.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Arsenal_1112_nike_leaked.jpg http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/Valerenga-IF-2011-adidas-football-kits-j.jpg

To save some time, I'm gonna start referring to the PL teams as Enal, La, Mingham, Ckburn, Ckpool, Ton, Lsea, Rton, Erpool, Chester United, Chester City, Castle, Ke, Derland, Tenham, , T Ham, An and Ves.

Can you make it a habit of betting on the draw and on the opponent of Rosenborg for the entire next season, Neil?

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As do I, the fucker's just told me he'll copy my bets when the Norwegian league starts again.

then again if you do a little thing like that and you find out it really winds someone up, don't you do it all the more ? neesy does it with the 'of's" Not the same raping Newcastle as raping the English language. You're supposed to love Newcastle.

For the next couple of hundred thousand times he might do it as well. No chance of catching up the time lost.

The remark was for EastEndGeordie who subsequently deleted his post where he stated Ben Arfa might be back for April.

It's not saving time when the time saved is so minisculed you'd lose it over literally less than the blink of an eye. It's only saved when it's saved for something, otherwise it's just called being lazy and looking for an excuse as to being lazy.

3.333 seconds, meaning it is not worth it. I meant thousandS, got to save some serious time.. No, it does not. You also wouldn't really do it that many times in a short enough time span for it to be viable. If you wrote "Castle" over and over for a few thousand times in a row it'd save you time that would be measurable, not when you do it over the span of a few years.

3.333 seconds, meaning it is not worth it. Also, you're the only one doing it so you spend more time than that explaining why you have this strange fetish.

Saves me typing time, Castle, Burn, Bham etc.. Are you like Dave annoyed by those abbreviations? How slow are you at typing if you can't write "New" in less than half a second?

Mmm... Keira playing football...

Fuck this betting shit in the anus, the Norwegian league can't come back soon enough.

Here's my favourite. http://mimg.sulekha.com/english/bend-it-like-beckham/stills/benditlike14.jpg

I saw that coming, as a matter of fact, I knew that was coming, and yet I chortled.

You're still weird though.

This wasn't one of my weird stalker moments though, this was just copy and pasting a name into Facebooks search engine.

http://www.nuwfc.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=106:alice-stroyan&catid=34:first-team&Itemid=56 After conducting some initial primary research, I can confirm this female is good. She's 15 in that photo. She likes Justin Bieber, JLS and to hold her boobs while running.

I think women's football would be better if we weren't obsessed with equality. A man and a woman are different physically by nature, a somewhat smaller pitch with somewhat smaller goals would improve the game. It's not just football either, handball, for one, is the other way around with the pitch being way too small for male teams and it just looks silly compared to when the women play it. It'll never happen though, obviously.

Sophia Bush in One Tree Hill.

It's meant to be taken lightheartedly due to the non-existant possibility of it happening, yeah. And as you say the point is to showcase the corruptness of FIFA and get attention directed towards it. Saying that, he does actually have a prepared run for office should he get a nomination, which he is actively searching for, so it's not a "joke" run as that would just be bad PR for himself and not have the wanted effect showcasing FIFAs corruptness. It's a moot run for office, but not per se a "joke" run. The FISA thing is a joke made by others about his run for presidency due to him being American. The woman thing is not a joke, and Julie Foudy is not a bad option for vice presidency.

I can picture him acting like an over-excited 8 year old at this momentous Boyzone concert, and King Kenny having to hold him down in his seat as he gets a bit too raucous.

£50 on FC Copenhagen returns £232 Now watch Chelsea stop being shit.