Kaizero

Almería paid €10m for Piatti, so unlikely to go for less than that. Might change if they get relegated. Notice my "random valuations made in my head" bit.

Oh, and I'd go for Dempsey as well due to the virtue of him being awesome.

Skjelbred's out of contract this year, mind. Will be moving on, be it here or elsewhere.

Say we have £20-ish million. I'd go for the following (with random valuations made in my head): Pablo Piatti - £5m Lacina Traore - £5m Connor Wickham - £7m Jose Angel - £3m Per Ciljan Skjelbred - £1m Smith, Campbell, Raylor, Best and McLoven would ideally go away.

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Kaz knows these laws. God damn.

Well, it's legal to actually do someone 16+ in Norway, it's just illegal to see them without clothing which kind of goes against the point.

Who do you want in your cell, VI?

I'll share a cell with you. No. You have no choice. I have prison rank on you. When the authorities get wind of you, they're going to have you strapped down like Hannibal Lector, man. I'm just a disgusting pervert, you're like a supernova of sexual deviance. We're not even on the same floor of the prison. They fear me, man. I have influence. I will eat you. Made it three decades without joining a gang. I will join one immediately if I see you in prison. What gangs? My gangs?

I'll share a cell with you. No. You have no choice. I have prison rank on you. When the authorities get wind of you, they're going to have you strapped down like Hannibal Lector, man. I'm just a disgusting pervert, you're like a supernova of sexual deviance. We're not even on the same floor of the prison. They fear me, man. I have influence. I will eat you.

I'll share a cell with you. Hey I was there first. You'll need to ask me first. I have previous.

I'll share a cell with you. No. You have no choice. I have prison rank on you.

I'll share a cell with you.

Kaz. Is your avatar that lass of Victorious ? It's Olivia Munn.

That just made me feel sad. Look how heartbroken Nolan is.

Clearly needs to be some sort of play on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dlM3sHiMT0 tbh.

IIRC media and shit's been saying Hughton was fired because Ashley wanted more action and two strikers, so I doubt that's our plan. (4-5-1)

I'm not overly concerned (right now) as I think we can soldier on until the summer. I'll be concerned in the summer though when we don't see any new incomings and the vultures start creeping around Enrique, Tiote and Ben Arfa.

It's so fucking frustrating not bringing in a replacement for Carroll regardless of being completely aware we'd never bring someone in.

N fucking zomnia?!

In no way in the world is that more realistic.