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Don't forget me mate, I'm a midfield tackle/crossing machine. We can easily play 4-1-5 with me in midfield

My thought exactly :lol:

Does this mean at 1-1 you'll go down in the box and start throwing yourself at centre backs then going "EH REF PEN!" It's funny 'cause it's true.

Give me a time and date and I'll do my best to be there to rock your socks off with my now completely shite pace but fairly good crosses I'm best at right wing, can do left wing. Shite at striker as my positioning sucks, and put me in defence and I'll have a red card in five mins, seriously. I suck at defending against fast strikers so I just clip them down.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nile-Ranger/38817471657 I'm almost done with designing my "Ranger wear" clothesline

Just be careful. They say once you're in the cockney mafia, you can never get out. You forget he puts the cock in the cockney mafia.

No way is he better than Rooney. Rooney is an overrated diving cunt. He's just decent, he's rated this high only 'cause he's English.

No way your apology is getting accepted. Cunt.

Lesson 1: Never ever put money on your own team. You'll make us lose.

fyp

I fucking hate the cunting fucking shite fucking cock team that is fucking Inter. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. If they'd just not be cunts, I'd be looking at £500 now.

That's like doing a rickroll for some people. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,54189.0.html tbh Too obvious tbh. http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r60/mr740ti/fail/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg

Why is it Steve's name screams "Arsenal fan" even before finding out he is one?

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Burn them!! Worse! Drown them in dutty custard! Don't be mad at me! I'm the one working on a Ranger clothesline

Fair point overall, but that last sentence is an embarrassment. Well, yes, sadly. But I only realized that after re-reading it in your post. I always fail making serious posts, unlike Nile Ranger, he doesn't even have to post to do a serious post.

I find it rather frustrating how people seem to think people who actually have connections are cunts for having them, as I personally know Nixon's got some connections. I personally enjoy hearing what people who actually know something about players have to say rather than cunts saying that people don't are who they are because they're online.

Blasphemy!!! Burn the heretic!

If we actually do get him in January, I hope the fans won't go all "kill kill" against him, or others who might come in under the same circumstances, since he'll obviously be a Wise signing.

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Let's list those who have scored past us... Darren Fletcher Clinton Morrison Scott Dann Robin Van Persie x2 Denilson Marlon King Di Michele Matthew Etherington Roman Pavlychenko Jamie O'Hara Christopher Samba Roque Santa Cruz Feillani Mikel Arteta Robinho Stephen Ireland Ismael Miller Kieran Richardson Djibril Cisse Andy Johnson Danny Murphy Ryan Taylor Titus Bramble ZOMG IT COULD BE ANY OF THEM!!!! If there are two Robin Van Persies, we can take the spare one. :lol: And Riise's been on the bench lately apparently, so it's quite reasonable to believe it's him he's on about.

Not to mention actually being able to score from long range shots. Even though 99 of 100 blazes over the bar, it's better than we got now

I thought Ashley Cole and Rio Ferdinand had some white about them. Ashley Cole has a white cock warmer His mum?

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Emre for me, at least I felt there was a chance we'd score when he shot from a distance.