Kaizero

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Some people consider it part of the game to go, "Pah, shinpads? For foreigners and pansies!" - I wasn't going to bother wearing them (and it's not because I think like that!). Are you fast? If you're fast and up against me, you'll need them. No! I'm about as pedestrian as Nicky Butt! When I go to buy some new astroturf trainers in January, I might just get a cheapo pair of shinnies if I can't dig a pair out. Good I'm gonna need to do some training before this. My stamina is fucked up, and might do some good getting some pace back. Still can cross like a god though, only thing I've ever really been very good at bar clabbering people down and getting carded

Some people consider it part of the game to go, "Pah, shinpads? For foreigners and pansies!" - I wasn't going to bother wearing them (and it's not because I think like that!). Are you fast? If you're fast and up against me, you'll need them.

Do you mean for signings or kicking the s**** out of ? I imagine I'll be high on most people's second list. If we're on the same side I'm going to just keep feeding you the ball... put you into a few 50/50 opportunities. That's where the bottling Italian will come out. Lots of that Foreign "HEEEY!" Screams when I go down. Which is when my inner Vinnie Jones will come out going "Get the fuck up you diving cunt!" and end up with a red card, a restraining order and possibly a severe prison sentence. Unless you're on my team. Then it's alright.

Manchester should have won this, as Juventus, and Arsenal should have got something from Porto too. Not a bad tip before kick off imo, on another note you shouldnt have put money on the big teams on the last day of the group stage. They still should have all won out of pride though. Even if it's the last group stage match and they have a lot of B-players in the side, Manchester is still better than Aalborg, Juventus is better than BATE Borisov. Arsenal is debatable, but they do have some of the best youngsters so yeah.. Was rather confident before kick-off, but as always, every fucking time I'm confident about things the favourites fuck it the fuck up.

How the fuck did Tevez miss that?! :lol:

Of course they've been awful! I had money on them.

Only need one Manchester Cunt goal, one Juventus goal and three Arsenal goals in ten mins now and I'll have £600! I need to stop putting money on things, money down the drain the way things keep going like above

Manchester Cunts down 1-2 against Aalborg :lol:

Excellent but too American for my liking, if you could somehow carry on with the same theme but make them less American it would be spot on. Thus far Andy's stands out a mile for me. Less American!? your constructive criticism is to make it less American!? Right, lets all open Photoshop and find the 'Less American' filter. sweet mother fucking jesus. Less American is without a football in it, since all American "soccer" logos have a football in it so they can understand it's "soccer". </stereotyping> I like it as it is though. Football or no football.

You guys know we're talking about Joe "Tactical Fucking Genius" Kinnear here, right? Of course we'll not have midfielders on our bench. Our midfielders never get injured

Win. What he said.

Nile Ranger doesn't count.

You should've put in some spelling errors as well to make it feel more real.

Easy job for Greg to put in his strenghts for the next FM patch then

Well, not tonight for starters Ah fuck, my live update is fucked

When was last time 8 Champions League matches reached the 40th minute without any goals whatsoever?

£30 on Anthorsis Famagusta £10 on Barca, Chelski, Sporting Lisboa and Inter £3 on Barca, Chelski, Scousefucks, Anthorsis, Roma and Inter £7 on Barca, Anthorsis and Roma

There's a quote of how the page looked wayyyy back in this thread if you feel like searching for it for the lolz

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All I want for xmas is you.

What do you mean? Nowt pal, I'll just have to see if I can get hold of a DeLorean for the night. The bit about coming along was aimed at people who live local, as most of our supporters do. You do realize that the years in the title are wrong?

I'll try to cook something up later when I'm done with you know what, Dave.

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