Kaizero

Let's list those who have scored past us... Darren Fletcher Clinton Morrison Scott Dann Robin Van Persie x2 Denilson Marlon King Di Michele Matthew Etherington Roman Pavlychenko Jamie O'Hara Christopher Samba Roque Santa Cruz Feillani Mikel Arteta Robinho Stephen Ireland Ismael Miller Kieran Richardson Djibril Cisse Andy Johnson Danny Murphy Ryan Taylor Titus Bramble ZOMG IT COULD BE ANY OF THEM!!!! If there are two Robin Van Persies, we can take the spare one. :lol: And Riise's been on the bench lately apparently, so it's quite reasonable to believe it's him he's on about.

Not to mention actually being able to score from long range shots. Even though 99 of 100 blazes over the bar, it's better than we got now

I thought Ashley Cole and Rio Ferdinand had some white about them. Ashley Cole has a white cock warmer His mum?

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Emre for me, at least I felt there was a chance we'd score when he shot from a distance.

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/8807866/Serie-A-team-scores-after-dropping-shorts

Come on Académicos Guadalajara, show those Petroleros de Salamanca cunts what you're made of Most random bet I've ever placed I think

It's his mam

I broke my glass table slamming my fist into it in frustration when Bramble scored and ended up messing up my hand real bad. I reckon that still means I care and is enthusiastic, no?

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It was from watching the highlights I remembered how I liked the 90s better football-wise. It's not like I compared the highlights from the 90s to last weeks MOTW or something ffs

I was just watching highlights from several of the 90s seasons, which made me realize the football itself was much more pleasant to watch than the football being played these days. I felt more entertained, the players could actually do sliding tackles without being killed by the refs and not to mention the players looking like they cared much more than they do these days when it seems to be all about the money, not about the passion. So, if you had the choice between watching a neutral (non-Newcastle) Premier League match from the early seasons of the Premier League rather than the later seasons, which decade would you choose your match from, and why?

No, but he can wife-beat that ho.

He loves himself as much as we do Best comment ever.

Barton my man of the match tbh.

Fuck me, Jonas off?!

Fuck

AMEOBI GET IN!!!

2.8 Billion dollars I think

I never cease to be amazed how the Chronicle manages to pull up such random names as a player from the third tier in the Norwegian league system out of the hat to link with us. Purely based on not understanding how the fuck they do it, almost makes me believe there's actually something in it regardless of the player refusing it himself

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/10/31/jonas-gutierrez-will-be-toon-star-of-the-season-72703-22156698/ "Meanwhile, reports in Norway suggest that teenage Jacob Falch Meidell has been invited for a trial at Newcastle at some stage during the winter. The defender or midfielder is captain for the Northern Norwegian side, Mo IL and the 18-year-old was appointed skipper last term. United are also believed to be keeping tabs on Rosenborg star Per Ciljan Skjelbred."

GET THE FUCK IN FUCK YES YES YES YES

GET THE FUCK IN! MARTINS!!

noticed that too. It's like they know both his moves.