Kaizero

Youngster/Gangsta signed from Southampton. Also the reason for the creation of one of the best threads I've ever read on N-O.

Something with his ankle apparently.

Its an absolute joke that here we are, 3rd game of the season, and we have not one recognised striker on our books able to start a game. Since when isn't Nile Ranger recognised? He scores 4-5 games minimum in each game, 6-7 on a good day On a serious note though, we need to bring in another striker with the injury rate our current ones seem to be having,

I'm hoping for chants along the lines of "Ranger, Ranger, Superman that hoe!" if Ranger scores.

I should hope so, considering he's been fucking around in our press conference room with his mates.

Think that article came just before I sent a mail to Oliver, so there's still a chance yet

Tipped off Alan Oliver now

;D

I've sent in a tip to Sky Sports now

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan. Surely I'd have to quote that sources close to me have suggested.... Things have been quiet on the transfer talk front at the Chronicle, I'm sure they'd swallow it whole.

I'd suspect it's just to send a tip to Alan Oliver/Lee Ryder with a fake name saying you're itk and that you know Berbatov might come to Newcastle instead of Manchester United, throw in the image of Berbatov with the Newcastle shirt as well and claim he's a die hard fan.

We've got Nicky Butt in our squad, since when have we been superficial?

Do you usually play football with women, or something?

Yes... Just wondering Saw a comment on there pretty much exactly similar to the one you posted here y'see.

Link seems dodgy, though then again all links can be said as dodgy without any Newcastle representatives being quoted. Never heard of him though, what's his story?

I'd fly in just to participate in that tbh.

I used to play for the youth team of a nearby club who plays in the Norwegian second division up until two years ago. Was even snooping on a spot in the reserves for the last period of time I was there. Though thanks to being the lazy bum I am I got out of shape, slow and as I have some issues with being easily irritated I ended my career with being sent off for professional fouls in three games in a row that I played in. Still kick the ball around with mates from time to time though.

Was it you who added a comment on the dagbladet.no article by the way?

Anyone by the way know what the Blackburn fans are saying about the Skjelbred rumour? I tried checking out the forum linked on here in the "other clubs forums" thread, but the one there wouldn't let me see threads without being registered, and when I was gonna register it wouldn't let me register at all.

Think it's John Carew from Rosenborg to Valencia for around £7.5 Million back in the day.

He'd up the "looks" of our Midfield at least. http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/44/443/443328/ciljan280.jpg > http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Nicky_Butt_625818.jpg

(8)NILE RANGER(8)STR888888888888 LIKE A BANANA !!!!!!!!! SKY SPORTS 1 2MOZ COVENTRY CARLING CUP ! WATCH IT INVOLVED ....Think that means he's involved, emphasis on the "think".

There seems to actually be a meeting at Rosenborg tomorrow: http://www.rbk.no/info/article116018.ece "Medlemsmøte tirsdag 26. august kl 19.00 på Rema VIP. Mer informasjon kommer. - Member meeting Tuesday 26th of August, 7PM at Rema VIP More information to follow."