Kimbo

You hear the same old cliches. Deluded, always expect top 4, only got crowds of 150 before Keegan, think we're the best fans in the world, think we're one of the biggest clubs in the world, blah blah blah. I don't know where people get this bullshit.

NOM NOM NOM

Oh goody.

It was a good old fashioned slow player grabbing a faster player so that he doesn't get through on goal. Foul.

Eh? When was this stone cold pen? About 30 seconds before the half time whistle, Terry trying to swap shirts with Owen. Yeah nah. 1 - It was outside the box 2 - It was six of one and half a dozen of the other. Hardly. Why would Owen want to grapple with Terry when he can run around him?

I think it's going quite well tbh.

What game is he watching? Chelsea are dominating the midfield but we are clearly trying to get forward, it's difficult though as Chelsea aren't very open. Merson is a gobshite.

I really hate this word. When i heard them using it on SSN yesterday my heart sank.

Can't stop, sorry.

I'm still not having it.

This club is crackers, i feel it is a month or 2 too late though.

It's not true, i'm 95% sure of it, but if it is then Shearer has HUGE bollocks.

This is cruel, they're messing with my brain.

This is such rubbish. *runs to the tv to check*

Goals are on youtube. From the looks of things Guthrie is the new Nedved. Happy days.

Lets make him King, or honourary lifetime Baron of Newcastle. The most important thing is that he doesn't leave, he must stay here for eternity!!

appointing Keegan, then Wise to oversee him made no sense. If ashley had backed Keegan, with 30 million, it would have paid for itself, relative to where we are now, and what ashley has lost. Keegan shmeegan, he would have quit somewhere down the line. Appointing him was mental aswell in hindsight.

I don't think it makes sense, but then neither does getting relegated just because you want to keep a half dead/half mental Joe Kinnear as manager. Who knows.

I think Palacios had a trial or something at Arsenal, and Wenger recommended him to Bruce. He's a nice bloke behind those beady eyes.

Who says Martins is on 80k?

I've seen some scummy angry charv that commands as much respect as a traffic warden. If you haven't see that then you're the blind one. Plus there's the fact that he never plays, which makes him being captain a nonestarter.

Barton for captain. A man that all the players can look up to and respect.

Nicky bloody Butt.

All the reports i saw were overwhelmingly positive.

Just watch him leave in the summer and thrive at another club.