Kimbo

This Dutch side is maybe the most bland side I’ve ever seen. They don’t even have a nasty cunt in the middle anymore.

You mean in Qatar?

As if some people think he’s not the best of his generation

Both Brazil and Argentina are so passive out of possession.

Fuck em, they should've started Bruno.

Croatia are passing it around better but they can’t commit many forward because they know they’ll get countered to death.

Lucky to only get a yellow.

“He struck it pretty well” He ploughed it into the wall. I hate the pretence that Ronaldo is dangerous from freekicks.

He needs to shut the fuck up about him.

I’m split. On the one hand I want Portugal to lose, but on the other hand I want them to win without Ronaldo.

It’s amazing how penalty shootouts can turn players into mush. Everything is in the takers favour, but they temporarily lose all talent and may as well be a random off the street.

I don’t see them beating France, but last 8 is reasonable for this squad.

Senegal have shown nothing since the first goal. Horrible performance really.

I hope he goes to Real Madrid tbh.

Rice literally hides behind the nearest Senegal player when our defenders have the ball.

Rice is doing a McTominay impression.

What a grim club. I bet Diallo can’t wait to get away from them.

I don’t think that makes him a good manager. Southgate got us to a semi and a final, but premier league clubs won’t be queuing up for him. I don’t think clubs will be queuing up for Martinez either.

Guy defended Callum McManaman trying to end Haidara’s career. And he’s a fraud.

I’d rather Saudi were going through. Mexico stank the place out in the other 2 games and Poland are always pointless at tournaments.

Not for me

Phillips has the better passing range, if he’s fit enough to start then he should.

I’m horizontal.

Imagine standing in a football stadium watching your team win 3-0 and deciding to sing a song about Charles.

Worst in the premier league by a distance.