Kimbo

Andy Gray doesn't know or care what's going on at Newcastle, that shit couldn't be more transparent.

So every player covers their mouth when they speak on the pitch now? It looks stupid.

The best goalkeeper in the world, repeat over and over as if it's a fact.

Less than that if that was supposed to be them playing well.

Oh god kenedy

This should never have been televised.

Bellamy thinks the two relegations didn’t hurt us financially. I hope he has a good accountant.

Jamie Carragher

I'd love to know what manager got the best out of Pennant, he must have had a few seeing as he passed through 15 clubs.

There's something stinky about it, I find it hard to believe he's really that shit.

I hope they're going over budget.

SNUURRRFLAKE!

Dennis Wise got a punditry job on the back of bullying someone on a reality show, now he's Sky's go to man on Mike Ashley matters. Repulsive.

It's bizarre the amount of praise Mike Ashley gets on sky sports.

It's a weird dynamic when a good footballing side that's used to dominating games gets promoted, they get hyped but they have a bigger adjustment to make than a solid side of cloggers(Cardiff).

I think that was Spurs at their absolute worst. I can see us getting a lot of nearly results this season, just like last year. The lack of technical ability in our fullbacks is disgusting to me.

That was horrendous.

Shola is a fucking moron.

"Lets have another Luke". Fuck off

Rafa clearly has a policy of saying as little as possible to the press, he knows what it's like to be part of a media circus from Liverpool, Chelsea, and Madrid, and he doesn't think it helps him do his job. That's how I see it anyway.

Fucking garbage, we have the transfer policy of a club heading for relegation, we would be everyones pick for it if it wasn't for Rafa. We all know how this will end after the 19/20 season.

"The number of times Ashley Cole and I had threesomes!" "We were high-fiving each other over her back. We had a little tea break and then went at it again." Aye

One postive that will come from this season is that Mourinho will get sacked and won't manage in English football again. The media won't know what to talk about without him.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Tottenham, Arsenal, Chelea, Man Utd Relegation: Burnley, Huddersfield, Cardiff Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Danny Welbeck Season to Forget: Sanchez PFA Player of the Year: Kane PFA Young Player of the Year: Sane Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Warnock Championship Winners: Aston Villa Runners Up: Leeds 3rd-6th: Middlesborough, Stoke, Nottingham, Derby Relegation: Sheffield Utd, QPR, Rotherham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 12th Top Goalscorer?: Perez How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: 4th round, FA Cup: 4th Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: No Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Dummett FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Arsenal World Player of the Year: Messi Other: Will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2018/19 season?: Yes Will Jose Mourinho still be in charge of Manchester United come the end of the season?: No Where will Sunderland finish?: 1st

Most modern stadiums leave me cold, but Tottenham's looks like it's going to be impressive.