Ridman

We needed Emre or Barton on the bench to replace Smith/Butt, they created NOTHING. Seriously how many times did our forwards get the ball from the midfield? Our only attacking threat was Milner, as last season.

I'm going to change my prediction, 1-0 Owen 90'

3 goals in 3 games from the bald legend (we should had gotten rid of Ameobi instead tbh)

Talking about good ideas I'm also aiming to buy a condom factory and start making condoms with pictures of Dan Scott (the evil dad in One Tree Hill(an american teen-soap).) With slogans like "Now there is a Dan for every man" and "Are you man enough for Dan" this is bound to make me rich. A shame I got banned of the actors official forum for making this suggestion, but they won't break me.

Does your lass agree with you? I've got this bullettproof plan, Newcastle champions in 20 years. Since artificial insemination often produces twins or triplets I'll be able to train a team of little Martins' in no time. The only thing missing now is a wife..

I want Oba to be the father of my babies.

The players also have to report to their teams two weeks before the tournament starts, meaning we could lose Martins & Geremi for six weeks, if Nigeria and Cameroon go all the way. So that will be five league games and one cup game. I'm not that worried though since we have Smith and Owen but imagine if the cup had been last year... Sibierski and Dyer up front :confused2:

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Wasn't handball, went under him and hit him in the side. At least that is how I saw it in the replay o_O

The Bolton players seem very heavy, we're definitely in better shape. Viduka fucking brilliant in holding the ball, the only times he loses the ball is when he is fouled and we get a free-kick. Our defense also looking very solid, Rozehnal having a great game so far.

Dear God, "Pattinho" is on the bench

Really nervous about this one, we're missing 10 players. Owen, Barton, Duff, Enrique, Given and Cacapa would probably all be starters if fit, so 6 first team players.

Rather keep him until his contract runs out then sell for 1-2m.

Wondering.. do all the wives of our players live in the south? =_= Would break my heart to see Solano leave

If Solano leaves us I'm going to burn my "Solano" Newcastle strip and get Judas instead...

And that it costs 34.38 pounds / month.

Brazil might be out of the tournament having finished third in their group behind USA and Poland.

Someone wake me up from this f****** dream

He never said he wanted to leave, that interview where he states that he would be interested in a move to Man U was made up.

There was an interview with the chairman in an Icelandic documentary about him and his West Ham life, there he stated that Curbishley was 100% in charge of what players should be bought to the club, he himself was only the money provider.

Vanden Borre signed for Fiorentina last month though

Bolton have also signed Bramble http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=66435

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=470440&CPID=8&clid=4&lid=&title=The+Opta+Audit:+Joey+Barton&channel=& Has probably been posted, really interesting though. Barton with 6 goals and 4 assist, meaning he was involved in 10 of the 29 goals Man City scored in the league. Also shows how terrible our midfielders were this season >_>

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/6/4/t_gokenm_e02811d.jpg Tottenham beat me to him! Also did a scouting report: http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/6/4/t_gokscoutm_ffa892b.jpg