Newcastle Fan

"Specialist in Failure" chants

6-0, Salah

The Keeper reacted to that Van Persie goal the same way my mum would've reacted if she was in goal.

For being spat on?

He did aye, as well as tore apart the Uzbaki league for two years

Retired today, one of my favorite players of all time

Happy to see him get a few minutes.

Ramieres is a fantastic player, but that was a horrible moment from him, deserves a ban.

Still can't over the fact that he claimed that he wasn't picked as England's captain because he was black. Edit: or the fact that he played for us

That's an awesome fact

Wasn't he St. Johnstone's player (or young player) of the year last season too? surely need to keep him come next season.

Yeah they are horrific, I honestly can't understand how anyone could like clarkson. He's got no redeeming featured as a person I know this is the Pardew thread but now we're taking things too far.

Was Class today and should've had more than one, really enjoy seeing him upfront.

Love it when he's playing like this, excellent display.

The Sort of performance that made Andy Carroll famous, winning everything in the air and some lovely touches.

Had beast mode turned on today. happy for the lad, proving he deserved that call-up.

Had a solid game, certainly looking better than Santon considering the italian's performance this season.

Best performance by one of our players in a long time, he was fucking everywhere today.

Fully fucking deserved. what an amazing game by Anita.

If anything i'm more relaxed now knowing Pardew isn't there to fuck it up

Assisted by Tavernier, our lads are fucking tearing Notts apart

Another one for Vuckic

Stoke playing wrecking ball at the interval,how fitting.

Good Stuff, leading 4-0 in half an hour.

Plus he's like what, 180? 187