Newcastle Fan

Fantastic win, didn't really have to do much as Hull were utterly fucking shit, but happy with this neverthless.

Was that Arda Turan hoying a shoe?

That was a penalty for A.Madrid, Barca go down the other end and score.

Fucking hell this game

Definitely scoring against us.

actually an own goal

What a header.

One of the dumbest decisions ever made by this football club, and that's really saying something.

Glad he opted for Red tbh

Fucking awesome that

Must've asked Carver to do the half time team talk.

Good dig that

imagine Arsenal's free flowing passing style and this guy in the middle of it

Fuck me at this rate Pardew will keep Palace up and Carver will send us down.

Chelsea absolutely tearing Swansea apart

Shola can legitimately claim to be better. Can't think of a worse record than that. Shola's overall record amounts to something near to 1 goal in every 6 games, While Jozy is 1 in every 35.

Jozy scored an amazing 2 goals in 70 premier league appearance

Nigerian Born Jaycee Johhn equalizes for us, he's pretty much our Shola Ameobi, gets one goal every 10 games and starts the next 10.

10 clubs reportedly interested and he joins Sunderland

Poor Hatem

The fact that he's only good enough for the championship and the Turkish Second Division really says something

This is taking way too long.

They just won the Gulf Cup while being pretty shit throughout the tournament..

Still needs work on his end product but i liked him today.

Ended the day with 60 points, Bought Berahino and made him captain and he repaid me with a goal and 3 bonus points, both my other strikers scored too (Kane, Austin)