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Chopra just joined them, looks likely he'll feature against us.

He got absloutly raped by the left winger when we played that greek (i think it was greek) club in the UEFA qualifiers last year

Mike sig is brilliant, gets funnier the more you look at it

That Lingard kid seems to score a lot, is he any good?

Definitely a better option than Jonas, and would've cover for us in more than one position, that being said wish him all the best.

Last thing i heard he told Kinnear he's too old to play as a striker.

He's not that good tbh. still beats playing Shola.

I too was surprised with the result of the first half untill i saw Jack Alnwick's training pics http://www.all-youth-soccer-training.com/images/funny-soccer-goalkeeper.jpg

Ok this might be me being too positive but a reason for him not traveling could be because he's currently observing Ramdan, a bit pointless throwing him into games into games when he's not eating anything as it will do more damage than good.

Kevin Nolan got 10 goals last season doing just that.

I don't understand people writing him off, he's clearly got talent and is only 20, think if he stays fit he'll have a part to play this season.

Happy to see Vuckic is back, for some reason he's one of my favorite players at the club despite barely playing!

Must've read this thread.

I knew Brazilians take football seriously but fucking hell..

We're actually getting money for him? awesome, probably one of the worst players I've seen in a Newcastle shirt

Absolutely.

Was so s*** they only called him up for tournaments we play in Italy... to be the translator

Can't believe we had Gangsta Nile Ranger ahead of this fucker

Curtis Not so good?

Announced: Tuesday, 16th July - Motherwell away (kick-off 7pm) Saturday, 20th July - Rio Ave away (kick-off 6pm) Tuesday, 23rd July - Pacos de Ferreira (kick-off TBC) Sunday, 28th July - Blackpool away (kick-off 3pm) Tuesday, 30th July - St. Mirren away (kick-off 7.30pm) Saturday, August 10th - SC Braga home (kick-off 6pm)

What the hell was Jordi Alba doing there, two goals and an assist from Spain's left back

Nigeria are not doing the African players stereo-type any favors.

what a great diving header by Torres.

Misses a penalty and gets sent off against Tahiti

HE SAVED IT, He's JESUS REBORN!