NEEJ

That's gonna leave some nice marks running down the wall over the black paint.

More his level.

don't think it was a thing before pardew was it? Whatshisname used to use it all the time, wrote for the chron ...Freddy's mouth piece. Anal Oliver.

fuck that, love shirts with loads of sponsors myself...french ones etc.

He's also borrowed the old 'get the forrens' names wrong' schtick from Joe as well.

I think most people are watching them out of morbid curiosity, rather than because they're still actually interested in the "club". That's certainly the case for me, anyway.

The Chronicle's shifting of the narrative here is sickening. Painting him as the Geordie boy returning home and plastering him all over the front page.

Fuck me, he said it again. He genuinely thinks Perez is called Jose.

What is fucking wrong with them? I'm not having it that he was that good for them, like.

Love Shaka, me.

"We've lost Rondon and we've lost... José." It seems like José Luis Mato Sanmartín was the bigger loss compared to Ayoze, or that he thinks Perez was called José. It's Kinnear all over again.

Bye.

LOWLIGHTS, more like.

After they've acquired a couple of forwards, surely?

Went with option number one. Loved Rafa here as manager but the only thing that matters is getting shot of bootcut Mike.

Sadly accurate. He'll feel totally vindicated in his arsehole actions towards Rafa now that he's outlasted him.

Fuck me, I've just seen how big the sponsor patch was. It's about 4x the size of one in the photo they put up this morning.

Incredible header from Allan, that.

Northumbria Uni on the sleeves?

It will be largely restricted to the Chinese version of the internet. I have seen that they have a twitter account though. Care to share? I couldn't find owt. Why isn't the club linking to their twitter account then?

I don't think it's SD but it is a little bit odd that they seem to have no online presence whatsoever.

Fucking hell.

CP40 I think Thought I'd imagined this. Someone please find it!

They can't and won't do a thing. And if you cancel your direct debit and notify them by email they'll send you an acknowledgement email with a "thanks for your continued support" sign-off.