NEEJ

Someone dig up that George Michael quote please.

enjoy the match pal! I doubt I will but I'll still be there... What a hero I seek no adulation. Bugger off then.

If ever evidence was needed that this odious cunt is actively trying to wind people up, here it is. People need to walk away, man. It's not your club anymore. It's just a host for the parasite that is Mike bastard Ashley. Death cannot come quick enough to the prick.

Cher's canny lucky to escape that unscathed like. Could've easily been a nasty one if either of his feet were planted.

Get in Ayoze!

Joselu needs sending to the glue factory.

Ah, it's still ridiculous, like.

Why did they rebrand it 1|2|3? That's ridiculous.

No, forums aren't my thing usually, twitter is

Whose blame?

Owned.

Should be proud of himself tonight. Very impressive first 90 in the PL.

That corner at the end, man. Bloody infuriating.

You're kidding? He's been absolutely cacka.

What a monumental whopper. Aggressive on the back foot. Used to think Humphrey was a cock but he's been on the money lately.

We're likely ending the day in the relegation places and not so much as a sniff of a genuine deal in the offing. Pack of cunts.

For people, read absolute fucking rectangles.

I find it incredible that people still bang the "he doesn't care, man!" drum so hard. He's so thin-skinned it's a wonder his subcutaneous fat isn't leaking out.

Rumour is Watson has gone.

Whoppers unite!

Bollocks, man.

People like that absolute whopper shouldn't be allowed out the house on their own.

He really is an odious little cretin, like. Wow.

Chill oot, man.