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You're insane...but my god do I hope you are right. It's more out of blind hope than anything I'm not convinced by Leicester though. Our poor play is doing wonders for them. Let's have a go at them and see what happens.

Infuriating goal to concede, that Mahrez one. Sloppy as anything from Merino then some awful attempts to put pressure on the lad followed by owld poppadom wrists. Shiteshow. I've still got a feeling we'll do it though. #clutching

We're gonna win this. 3-1.

This ref is awful.

Looks bloody tremendous. Well done all involved!

They've probably only done that to accommodate Fury.

Fuck em in that case.

Class.

Sounds to me like they're taking the '125 years is a load of guff' line, with a snide little reference in their match preview. Hopefully they promote it a bit better today /tomorrow.

Gutted not to be back home for this one. It all sounds brilliant.

Their Bobby one is smashing.

Was one of my favourite footballing moments of the last 10 years tbf It was hilarious. Such an outrageous strike as well.

Bloody hell.

Complete dick move.

Partridge-esque That's hilarious.

Its like one of them dreams where you are at the office with no trousers on

Wish we had Austin as one of our options up front, like. The bloke knows how to score goals.

As optimistic as ever, SUPERTOON.

Who you supporting? any of the plucky upstarts Me too. Germany. I always used to have an extensive list of likes and dislikes - "w***, w***, w***, good guy, w***, good guy" etc. Soft spot for the Soviet Bloc for some reason, always liked Mexico. Right, gonna give it a go and rank in order in a gratuitously unsystematic manner, find out where my head is at now I'm way to old to care: 1. England, 2. Australia, 3. Iceland, 4. Korea (because Son, Oldtype, SE Asia), 5. Japan, 6. Denmark (because Eriksen), 7. Panama (underdogs), 8. Costa Rica, 9. Croatia (because Modric), 10. Mexico (because chance of great party in local restaurant). 11. Egypt, 12. Morocco, 13. Tunisia (quite like North African teams), 14. Iran, 15. Belgium (because Spurs players), 16. Poland, 17. Peru (down because they knocked out New Zealand in cuntish fashion), 18. Colombia (because least unlikeable of S America), 19. Germany (because 7-1, despite Germany), 20. Senegal, 21. Serbia, 22. Switzerland 23. Nigeria, 24. Sweden, 25. Russia (because hosts, despite best national anthem), 26. Uruguay (lower because Suarez), 27. France, 28. Spain, 29. Argentina, 30. Brazil, 31. Saudi Arabia (because politics), 32. Portugal. Basically, Mike meant he's supporting Liverpool.

Good read, that.

Packed a lot of conditions into that post Let me dream of PL survival with moderate spending in peace.

What are you going on about, man?

If we pick up more than 6 points in the next 5 games (hopefully not beyond the realms of possibility) I'd be reasonably content going into the second half of the season, providing we spend that rumoured £20m in January/a takeover actually happens.

I quite like WBA, so I feel a great deal of pity for them. He had the lowest points per game ratio in 2016 of all PL and Football League clubs, for fucks sake! This is absolutely mental. How has this been allowed to happen?