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Premier League: Who is your team's most influential player? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40974299 Have a guess who our least influential player was last year?

Give owa, man.

They're waiting til the dust settles after the non-event that was the transfer window to announce SD as the 'showcase' sponsor.

Brilliant, that one.

They retweeted his goodbye, I know that much.

The only explanation is that Rafa expected him to be out the door during pre season.

What a little wanker.

'If you can just take a left here and RAFAS A DULL c***'. Nah, crumpy is a good wum. Admire him.

It's a weird business model, like. 'Sit with me while I wind you up about all things NUFC.'

If we survive by the skin of our teeth though... Guess who wins again.

Seems like it'll be tomorrow then a revised one at the end of the January window.

When's it getting announced?

This is what makes it so bloody frustrating. It shouldn't be unrealistic in the slightest but it is because of this fat oaf.

There'll be loads of stories fed to the press about how we resisted the temptation to sell Gayle but absolute silence from the club itself about the window. It'd be incredible if the content writers went rogue and backed Rafa's corner completely though.

£11m net spend. Let that sink in. Disgusting stuff.

They'll have had him in a room all day telling him if he puts the transfer request in they'll let him go home to watch Wrestlemania

Ludicrous this, man. Imagine if it goes through? Fulham nicking our best goalscorer and simultaneously smashing our transfer record in the process. It would tell you everything you needed to know about the state of this club.

Little ginger wanker. I bet the younguns are running rings round him in training.

Any mention of a fee?