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Really? I think it was too close to call in real-time and the replay showed it was probably onside. The lino has to give the attacker the benefit of the doubt there, for me.

Well that was a frustrating listen. Shelvey belts that in and we would've been high and dry.

I can't wait to see the diving little cheat HAULED off at half-time.

Every chance that he gets, he puts the ball in the net.

Least favourite is probably Martin Samuel. He looks like he fucking stinks.

HE'S NOT CALLED HUMPHRIES, MAN!

John Barnes?

He should take some English lessons first.

Just read McClaren's take on it on BBC Sport. What a fucking knacker.

Martin Dubravka, will never be defeated. Repeat for infinity.

It's most likely just not practical. The performance benefits only last a matter of weeks after returning to low altitude. Nowt stopping them using an environmental chamber though. I'd imagine some footballers already do this of their own accord.

Start Fitness used to sell the previous season's wares in their football shop but it might have gone for good now.

Didn't he kick off with an interviewer whilst at Palace once? Probably. He might stick the nut on someone again soon. He's such a terrible abuser of the English language.

f*** off did I. Sorry.

That's absolutely ludicrous from Aguero! He's found a glitch and he's cheating there, like.

Top nine I think, though not certain and can’t find the reference. https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/total_scoring_att?se=79 Correct, sir. Palace and Southampton being the other ones.

He's part of the tributes on Sunday.

Where did all these new wassocks come from?

Stifler and his 27 other accounts.

What a silly little ginger cockwomble.

Worth revisiting it for the sheer ludicrousness of the whole exchange.

That spitting match between him and Evans, man. Pair of little freaks.

The Bishop stories are hilarious.