NEEJ

The defending on their second was disgusting.

If he's preaching shite like that then I don't care.

He's definitely not a winger.

He'll be nothing but a failure in his current role here. Pumping long balls up to him is pointless when he doesn't win the majority of headers.

Pointless is the best description of the bloke in his current use under Pardew. He offers absolutely nowt.

He's massively hindered by our complete lack of movement. Put him in a side full of movement, or at least some, and he'd thrive.

What was the point in signing this lad? Poor bloke's wasted his season.

"Caught" Well aye. It's a canny pub by which people of his ilk shouldn't be allowed to frequent. If it wasn't the Free Trade it was the Tyne Bar. Definitely recall him getting papped in one of the two, possibly by someone on here. Can tell you're a journo like. Nee accurate info, CAUGHT, PAPPED. Next thing you'll be telling us he is having a BOOZE FUELLED ROMP. Cokaine frenzied orgy you mad cunt.

I'd knock him out if I caught him down the Ouseburn. (I wouldn't.) I'd egg him though.

Dragged Pardew out the shit today/yesterday.

Slim, Santoon and LFEE are brilliant people.

Skirge.

Where's that from?

What is he talking about, man? I genuinely believe he has some form of learning difficulty.

My brain hurts.

I've got a snide Besiktas shirt.

In.

I'm in.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/mark-douglas-theres-no-debate-7686952 Some of those comments.

13 seconds, man!

In the England squad.

I'm guessing we didn't dominate it whatsoever, did we?

How long's he been doing it now?