NEEJ

I'm gonna go as far as to say that's the best chested goal I've ever seen.

Chested it in against Man Utd. What a hero.

Sorry for your loss.

Slim, you're an absolute hero. Credit to Santoon as well.

What's going on in here?

IT'S TIIIIIIIIME!

Surely that should say 4 points?

Just to reiterate: I hate Alan Pardew. He's a coward and a fraud. Anyone still supporting him is insane in the membrane.

Here comes shit for brains.

What a plonker. What's he doing man?

He's a constant embarrassment.

Michael Owen's voice.

He quit because of that? What?

Thank fuck for that.

He was trying too hard yesterday and it showed. Very promising I thought though.

Can't believe the set piece to Williamson is still being used.

Good work.

Oh great, they've got Niall Quinn at SJP.

The Soccedome would be ideal, like. It's not gonna be a sweatbox in October.

Beggars belief how many people don't know how to take a throw-in, like.

Wish we'd give him a blanket media ban. The bloke isn't right in the head and he needs censored. (Pardew, not neesy, by the way).

He's such an idiot. Alan, when you get humped 6 times on the bounce your principles HAVE to change. They're not working.

Unreal!