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I thought people were defending Allardyce as a non-bellend, there. Carry on.

He kicked Gerrard up aheight before as well, so scores massive bonus points.

We gave this bloke away. It's fucking mental and an absolute disgrace.

If he said the first bit about Obertan that's right up there with the worst things he's ever said. Almost matches "Thank god we're not in the Europa League again." His exact words re Obertan. He was absolute garbage during 11/12, as he has been the vast majority of his time here. What a moron.

If he said the first bit about Obertan that's right up there with the worst things he's ever said. Almost matches "Thank god we're not in the Europa League again."

So depressingly true.

Lloris has scary, dead eyes.

Can't believe Tyldesley shouted Geronimo! before. Actually, I can.

I hope Pardew didn't see that.

But Cabaye.

Johnson's back to turboshit Johnson again, great to see.

What a load of pointless guff.

What a knacker.

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Raully?

There's a photo in that album where I'm on the ball. I've studied it for a good few minutes now and I can't work out what the hell I'm doing. Looks like I'm about to have my head taken off by one of team C.

Slim I think. He's gonna build a cabinet for it.

Final whistle goes, Stone jumps to hug Pardew, Pardew grabs him viciously and looks like he's trying to slam/finish him. It's just weird.

Just watched it there. He's a strange, strange bloke. What a weirdo.

My back's wrecking, like. Feels like I've been doing some kind of heavy gym sessions all weekend.

Redknapps face, man. What a final few minutes. QPR

The Argentina top bit. Are they for real?

Made a lush pass in the second half, made it look so easy. I've forgotten who he passed to like and nowt came of it.