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Is it Clark Carlisle co-commentating? If so:

That's the thing, like. If it was such a terrible job for him he would've walked by now. He hasn't because he's complicit with the whole operation. Little snidey bastard.

Does this dafty have to have his mug on the website banner?

Get out of our club you absolute cretin.

Might lose out on the title now with Southampton picking up points.

Shit little fraud.

Atletico are gonna get an absolute hiding here.

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Sorry I didn't reply to the PM. I'm out. Can't justify giving the fat bloke anymore money as much as I enjoyed the experience at SJP last year.

Worse than Amdy Faye? Howay man HTT. That's up there with hundreds of billions in my book.

There's some right simpletons in here.

8 absolute lunatics voting for a win.

What on earth is Giroud wearing on that first photo? Looks like a baby grow.

Imagine Ashley's face, learning that a guy that has a history of doing well (according to my quick glance at wiki) wants to come in and probably spend some cash. He singed Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing for Liverpool, man. Though Ive no idea if he had more input or if it was Dogleish. You'd probably know better than I. Two motherfucking thousand and god damn five, ffs. Nine f***ing years later this September, man. Again, how many derby losses and relegations do I have to experience before I'm a Newcastle fan you f***ing rat b******s? Hundreds of billions. Never gets old.

Puma are gonna give even less of a shit about us now that they have Arsenal as their 'flagship' English club. Exciting times ahead.

One cunt down, two to go...

Matic is a big bastard. Beast.

Ben Arfa has less than half of Hazard's ability. I wouldn't go that far. He shows less than half the application of said ability than Hazard does though, sadly.

Mine's being kept on because my cousin wants the seat. I'm not harsh enough to deny her the chance to go to the match and I'd rather it was kept on the price freeze instead of someone else coming along and paying and inflated sum to the fat cunt.

When did they start using those superimposed adverts around the pitch?

Real are a disgrace for the way they harass the refs like. Ronaldo clawing at his face.