NEEJ

"Definitely not a foul." Alright mate.

What happens if you don't meet the 31st deadline to cancel but just cancel the DD with your bank?

My cousin who's trained with him reckons he's like Rooney was at that age. My cousin's only 15 like.

Please.

Better all go to plan, because that bench stinks from a game-changing sense.

Intradesting.

Wey, at best he might win the CL. Career down the shitter.

How do you cancel then? Simply send them an email?

£14m? Radgepackets.

Imagine having your worst half a season in ages then being able to just sign Juan Mata in January. Lucky wankers don't know they're born. Cunts.

He's the creepiest creation known to fast food man.

Just seen the Man City score. Early days, but

These two commentating make for a disgusting listen. They're horrendous.

SanToon, was it really necessary to open up possibly the worst thread in the history of this forum for this?

Was Paul Ince always this bong-eyed?

This'll be the end of him. Doesn't look remotely intimidating now. Such a shame.

What is the point of Geoff Shreeves existence? Massive pain in the arse.

But we didn't? We won... Not like we did a Southampton earlier! Ifs and buts over a very good result, no need to put a negative spin on things. The point is we could've made it far easier for ourselves. Making idiotic substitutions in the second half doesn't help matters either.

Did you take great comfort in Shola replacing Anita?

Cracking first half and a cracking result. Worrying second half.

Divn't sell Cabaye...

Nah, no way. Nah.

Shola on for Anita is one of the worst substitutions in the history of football.