NEEJ

Dan fucking Gosling, again.

Was expecting him to be deed, there man.

I'm glad he'll be in the dugout when the away support turns nasty. Nowhere to hide.

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He knas exactly what he's doing, like.

Mourinho.

Not enough anguish for that.

Bravo, Jordan.

Their kits are to be made by Sondico as well. He's like a rash.

Bet Pardew was frothing at the gash watching Chelsea tonight.

Fair play. Good article, point very well made.

Haven't we only won once from a losing position in his whole time here in the league? Stoke at home? Do I just have the blinkers on? Nah, we won 3-2 at home to Chelsea last season despite being down 1-2. And 2-1 at QPR after Rémy scored a pen.

Haven't we only won once from a losing position in his whole time here in the league? Stoke at home? Do I just have the blinkers on?

I won't be buying it because of the Wonga logo, however I'm always intrigued to see what a new shirt looks like, and with rumours of it not being Puma thats a plus a well. Which rumours? It's Puma again, man.

Triumphing by brave defense. Pardew got the wrong end of the stick, the fucking halfwit.

Harper is the most laid back man in the world.

46 points though.

Is he the thickest footballer to play for us in the Premier League?

Absolutely bobbins.

They'd beat us by the required margin regardless. I say good for them if they win the league.

I couldn't give two shiny shites about this lot. Fair play to them if they stay up, they'll have had a far better season than us.

Cacka.

Obese. I watched him slide up the stairs to his seat today. Disgusting stuff.

He makes absolutely no sense. Everytime he speaks it's gibberish.