NEEJ

How? They're both foreigners, that's about all I can think of.

Aye but that's all Ashley's fault mate.

When you've got six defeats, you keep things exactly the same. Well done Alan, that worked out well for you.

You can if your continued presence is going to lead to many more deaths than if you just fled.

So bad even Kappa attempted to distance themselves from it.

'on merit'

Merit.

I hate this bloke.

Love this bloke. It's such a crying shame how his time here has panned out.

If he still supports him now then he's as ill in the head as the fraud himself.

Yeah completely gone off him tbf, rated him before but not now. Rat faced prick IMO Knows nowt.

'We was' 'fret'. What a goon.

How can Neville stand there and say the centre halves have been atrocious as a pairing for far too long and not blame the manager? Why hasn't Pardew changed it up, you numpty?

Feel sorry for Alan Pardew? Fuck off Gary. That's horrendous punditry.

"Was it as comfortable as it looked?" Arteta dying to say yes there.

That A3 sheet.

I hope this is our worst defeat of the run.

He woz offside.

We're gonna get humped, here. Brilliant.

And there it is.

The black bedsheet came out for a little bit about 5mins in.

Boosted? In what fucking parallel universe are we boosted by Pardew's return?

I wonder on what 'merit' Dan Gosling finds himself in the team?