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He'd swim back home in celebration.

Some quality pictures of him on that flickr reel on .co.uk. Most of them where he's pulling mental faces or almost putting his jaw out of place in celebration.

You know something's seriously wrong when Llambias comes out of this sounding extremely professional and respectable.

Sue the fucking tits off the lot of them. Sue everyone. Seriously though, what the fuck are they actually saying? They cannot charge him? They fucking can, they make the rules. Incompetent, corrupt, dinosaurs. Dave Whelan can fuck off. Hope he goes bankrupt very shortly.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Lionel_Hutz.jpg Tbh.

Booked up for this. Can't wait!

uncanny! Good spot that.

A second, man. Fuck off.

Has Nolan's shocker on Anichebe been mentioned?

A sewer pipe of a club. Sewer pipes have a purpose.

Thigh injury according to SSN there. Confusing.

Sissoko.

Bone heals very well. Tendons and such don't.

Didn't realise Bernard didn't speak a word of English before he came here.

Mackem with a profile banner of the Newcastle Quayside. Tom Sproates, you're a fucking moron.

He's absolutely mastered (amongst other things ) that little dinked finish over the keeper from close range.

It was the most obvious yellow card offence you will ever seen as well.

He's the devil.

What a horrible little small town club. Sick of these no-markers escaping the drop year after year. Please let this year be the year they fuck off and sink without a trace.

I wish we'd taken the players off the field now. Would've saved me having to watch that shite.

We've been horrible as a collective. Absolutely horrible.

That's the messiest goal you'll see this season. Fucking hell. Off someone's hand. Off someone's face. Missed by Perch. Palmed by Elliot onto Kone's boot.

I hope you're trolling. Or you mean a negative force. Fuck's sake.

Maybe Halsey thinks he's doing us a favour by not giving us one. He probably is to be fair.