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What a tool Colin Murray is. Talking about the player who Lee Dixons face was 'shopped onto: "I think that's Chimbonda, he wore gloves." Yeah Colin, he's also black and last played for Spurs about three years ago, so why would he have this seasons shirt on?.

Performances like this make you all the more frustrated with Shola like, he's capable of so much more than he's shown over the past 10 years. I love how his celebration turns into some connection with a higher power, it's as if he's channelled the power of Christ into his perfomance and he's giving it back up there.

This lad HAS to play, simple as that. It was brilliant to see the mood around me in the ground change. It went from "Pass it man!!!", to simply "GO ON BEN ARFA LAD, SKIN EM AGAIN!!!". Idiots

Good spot actually. Quite funny that they must've had that debate at some point on there though.

Who came in for him today? Edit* Carra. Get in.

Nobody on here creates the football that's moaned about. The football we're served isn't half as bad as it's made out to be. I'd love us to be the Barcelona of the north east, but I'll settle for what's on offer so far this season so long as we keep performing.

But we're 6th, Blah blah blah. Well we are. Yes, we could play prettier football. If we're sitting here and the end of the season having dropped out of the european spots and playing horrific football then, yeah, kick up a fuss. But there's nowhere near as much as a problem as so many on here seem only too keen to create.

I hope your son suffers from serious confidence issues. Wont do if he takes after either of his namesakes. I don't think there's much to talk about here tbh. Pardew's doing a cracking job, we're exceeding expectations in terms of league position. The football could be better and of course there's room for improvement, both in decision making and his choice of words. Ashley has made mistake after mistake (almost to the point it's as if he's deliberately looking to incite hatred), but finally something seems to have clicked. Whether he has a long term plan for growth or simply wants a financially sound football club remains to be seen. Just wish he'd bring in someone with a bit more class than Llambias and reverse his disgusting advertising plans for St James'.

But we play the ugliest football in the league, Pardew must go. Blah blah blah.

If I have a son, they'll be called Alan-Mike. Seriously though, what a fucking ridiculous thread.

What happened to those crazy plans to build a new offshore stadium? Or did I make that up?

Nile has a grandfather who was a faggott.

His first touch man

It's just a collection of horrific adverts. The most offensive thing about them is how cheesy they are

97% possession apparently. No doubt all of it of 5 yard passes. f***ing HELL, that's impressive. i'm lost here like. I didn't watch the match, but now I'm expecting the highlights to show Parker just twirling round the centre circle for the entire duration. If this didn't actually happen, I'll be disappointed. It was worse than that. He would get the ball, spin round twice, lay the ball off 5 yards sideways or backwards, then run in a BIG circle to arrive back in the same point, demanding the ball. Guy's mental. NINETY-SEVEN PER CENT!

97% possession apparently. No doubt all of it of 5 yard passes. f***ing HELL, that's impressive. i'm lost here like. I didn't watch the match, but now I'm expecting the highlights to show Parker just twirling round the centre circle for the entire duration. If this didn't actually happen, I'll be disappointed.

Yep. The amount of times people tell me about his workrate and tracking back. I then reel off plenty of times in which he has put graft in, tracked runners, held the ball up, won it back etc. Usually met with a shrug or silence. Just repeating what Mong Ryder and AP say. If anything I think he looks worse going the other way. Clearly rusty, low on confidence and under a f*** load of pressure everytime he gets a game. Knowing full well if he doesn't score or play brilliantly, he'll get dropped straight away. Some of the crowd made me laugh Saturday as well "Just f***ing cross it man" despite the fact we didn't have any players in the box at the time Aye, just cross it to Demba Ba, even though he's being mobbed and jumped on everytime the ball goes near him.

Aye it was in italian too, somethign Amici Santon... Looked like Fan Amici Santon

Lee, if you're reading this, you're a fucking plank.

Lies.

HE'S SEEN EXTENDED HIGHLIGHTS ON THE RADIO PEOPLE!

I actually can't bring myself to hope to see a Liverpool win. Fuck you Andy Carroll, fuck you Suarez, fuck you Dalglish, fuck you Bellamy you little prick, fuck you Jose you fool. I hope they absolutely batter Cardiff for 90minutes, only for Cardiff to sneak a late winner in stoppage time. Justice for the normal people.

Hansen, why don't you just get on your knees and suck Daglish/Gerrard/Suarez off? Might as well.

This BBC Liverpool wankfest is worse than Sky's.