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Kean looks like he's been crying.

Imagine paying £30 to watch that. Imagine paying £30 to watch that in the Championship. Though I guess Hoilett and Dann will be faster than you could say relegation. I doubt Robinson, Olsson, and Dunn will stay either. Dunn will stay, he's a Blackburn lad and he's knocking on a bit now.

It's not a shame, it's a complete farce.

What happened? Was it when he went over to the advertising hordings? I was focussed on the play. It's not on when that line is crossed like. I can't stand Joe Hart but anything more than verbal/visual abuse is fucking disgusting.

Fucking excited going into this one. Just hope it's an entertaining game, that's all we could ask for really. Anything else is a bonus.

Why anybody follows that prick on Twitter is beyond me. I feel ashamed to even mention him in this post if I'm honest. Fucking degenerate.

When the booing started midway through the first half, it was spine-tingling. Absolutely cracking stuff. Even though we lost it was a day that made you proud to be from Newcastle. The statue, the atmosphere, the effort from the team, it all made for just about the most rewarding loss I've ever witnessed. We've shown we can create that noise, more of the same in August please.

The positioning is spot on imo.

Maybe he's living up to the massive dickhead tag he came with?

When he scores against Man City all hell will break loose. Can't wait for it to happen.

When we scored against Liverpool, my sister couldn't understand why I'd hugged another man. Took a lot of explaining.

It's crazy how many goals he's scored this season. I'd really love to see him in the Premier League. Not to prove himself, just to actually see him in the flesh. What am I talking about, we'll see him in the Champions League next season.

Carrying a head like yours around all day must be bad for your neck like. Nah. It came with a big neck. Well played.

Bayern. No doubt.

To every fucker from this forum who's going to the match, it's your duty to lead the others on. Be loud. Be brave. Roar the fucking lads to victory. I know I will be.

Negative bastard. Believe!

Crouch's was brilliant, but I'd say in my experience it's miles harder to hit a ball like Cisse did than to hit it like Crouch did. Anyone can catch a volley sweetly, it's another thing entirely to swerve one in on the half volley with the outside of your boot.

Such a ridiculous poll.

It's quite funny actually, they've just ignored Liverpool completely following full time.

Why they asking for their view on the header? It wasn't over the line, let it go.

Club Physio. To think ours are a fat bald Geordie and a bald Scottish bloke. :'( How dare you moan about Derek.

Surprisingly good from gypsy boy.