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How was it not a freekick when Carrlol hit the bar before? Practically made Williamson give him a piggyback

Bellamy's such a cretin. Every next words a swearword. Disgusting little bloke. Hope Colo meant that.

Danny Simpson what the fuck was that? Braindead.

Colo merking Downing

Howay the lads. Please keep a clean sheet until quarter past and I'm in the house.

Rooney's was one of the worst? What the f*** is Glen Johnson's goal doing on that list?! What the fuck is Beckford's doing on there? It was lucky as anything.

Ripped from The Matrix

Youtube - JASON PRIOR - 7 GOALS IN 2 DAYS The taxi for Prior bit

Was Klasnic's dive yesterday as ridiculous as it looked at the match? Seemed like the ref gave a free kick for a dive but then didn't book him.

Load of shite imo, just people looking for a reason he wasn't starting. Ba for one seems to love him, and he was having a good laugh with Perch and Ferguson while warming up, hardly the actions of a massive dickhead.

Just realised this story says that he feel down the steps on the aeroplane. Stroked them real good.

He won every ball in the air during the second half of the Championship season, I think people are forgetting just how good he is in the air. He's good, not great. and this isnt the championship. I never said he was great. People are making him out to be some sort of liability in the air, which is simply untrue. His shortcomings are on the deck, where he's outmuscled and generally found flat-footed. In the air I've no worries. any reason to think bolton are just going to hoof it in the air ? I hope not, and see no reason to think that. I'm more worried we'll be pumping it high and long to our front men.

He won every ball in the air during the second half of the Championship season, I think people are forgetting just how good he is in the air. He's good, not great. and this isnt the championship. I never said he was great. People are making him out to be some sort of liability in the air, which is simply untrue. His shortcomings are on the deck, where he's outmuscled and generally found flat-footed. In the air I've no worries.

He won every ball in the air during the second half of the Championship season, I think people are forgetting just how good he is in the air.

That Maddoni bloke sounds like a complete star like.

How was it handball? Never in a million years was that deliberate. I might be wrong, but as far as my understanding goes it doesn't need to be deliberate to be deemed a hand ball. In Fifa's Laws of the Game 2005, Law 12 says a free-kick or penalty will be awarded if a player "handles the ball deliberately (except for the goalkeeper within his own penalty area)".

How was it handball? Never in a million years was that deliberate.

Bottled it Cech. Should've scored that Sturridge.

Improvement on Phil Brown and 'Big Sam'.

He's still nowhere near ready to start in centre midfield mind. Would love to see him get a chance further up the pitch with the protection of two centre mids behind him.

This bloke is far too good for us. Absolute goal machine, he has everything.

Better than paying the useless c*** till June. I'd rather keep him here until the end, but ban him from training as well as obviously not picking him for any squads, first team or reserves. You wanted to waste our money for 2 years while you rotted away instead of saving a modicum of dignity and going to play football? Fine, you can waste another 6 months of our money and get so out of match practice that when you return for another team, you'll manage an unprecedented 2 sending offs in one match. No idea how you'll manage it, but I'm sure you will. Now get the f*** out of my f***ing office. You money grubbing twonk. Anyways, he'll probably be here come the end of the season. Hasn't he been rumoured to be f***ing off, with the club taking a massive financial hit in some form, every transfer window? As if he'd care about any of that

As long he's not an adult using a kids ticket there'll be no bother. You trying to insinuate John P's a pedo? Just to clarify, that's not what the P stands for and my girlfriend is not a child.

Lad on loan from Spurs gets booked playing for Norwich and picks up a one-match ban. The next match is against Spurs, therefore he's ineligble for that match anyway, yet the ban will be served, according to the commentator. How ridiculous is that?