NEEJ

He features in the piece as a Tory-supporting managing director of a small business:

In fairness to NUST, whoever made the smarmy comment towards that Holly was doing so from the True Faith account, so it wasn't necessarily an NUST member.

Former Chair, current board member, FWIW.

We had two shots on target against Wolves. Two! It beggars belief that this can be considered 'front foot' by anyone. Murphy does seem to be a weird one. The only time he sounds happy is when he's co-commentating and he's witnessed a horror tackle.

True Faith, man. Bunch of fucking rectangles.

It'd be class to see these banners smuggled in under generic positive ones before the covers fall away to reveal the anti-Bruce artwork, like.

Remember that Edwards' paper are moving toward (or at least were planning to) a clickbait model. He's a terrible (and by that I mean absolutely fucking terrible) journalist, but he's brilliant at winding people up. Please stop giving him the attention he both craves and now needs to make a living.

Epic flounce from Heron.

Just caught the Man Utd - Everton highlights. Incredible shithousery from Townsend, just superb.

I can't listen to that whopper any longer, I'm out.

He's literally making the same point over and over and over again, isn't he?

I think he's malfunctioned.

It's just a load of words to me at this stage, like.

Maybe they'll never return. It'd be very much in keeping with how this whole saga has played out over the past 18 months.

It'll be pretty sweet if he comes back and forces them to make public all they've just said in private, mind.

I was absolutely exhausted by the end.

Still a chance he's forced to summarise his main points in public when the stream returns, I guess.

I think I'd rather watch 120 minutes of Steve Bruce's football than these old posh blokes talk bollocks for 2 hours.

He's as miserable as they come but that's hilarious, man.

DK Mode - On

Wasn't that a hidden track or something you had to unlock?

Where's the next (first ) win coming from? We're absolutely buggered and it's all self-inflicted. Again. We're the most pointless team in the league.

Aye, it was absolutely class seeing him get so much stick at SJP. He stopped getting up from his chair at one point he was so taken aback by it all.

What a bunch of whoppers they are on that Everton forum. Needlessly hostile.