NEEJ

What a bunch of whoppers they are on that Everton forum. Needlessly hostile.

Ridiculous. I think it's nice, but it's utterly pointless when you consider the above shirts we've had recently. I suppose it's bit like the club in general though, so it's actually very fitting.

We're fucked if it restricts his ability to dictate play from the toes of the centre-halves. What if it takes away his exquisite range of passing? I don't think I could cope. Sending thoughts and prayers to Jonjo.

But Marxism!

Deserves a good hiding for that footwear alone.

Hasn't really aged at all.

Found some unused rolls of wallpaper we were able to shift.

Stop giving the weirdo the attention, man.

You can't really compare League One teams season to season though, their player turnover is usually ridiculous. Anyway, I'd expect Norwich to play better football than us since it's not exactly a hard ask.

They were playing Gillingham to be fair.

"He's capable of a range of long passing that's basically unparalleled in the Premier League."

Ban.

For the length of time that bore has been baking bread, his loaves look fucking shite.

That Rangers kit is aaaful.

The shorts!

If by 'a while' he means forever, I'm happy.

Apologies, I thought he'd quoted Cronky. I'd argue Colback was deserving of far worse than the stick he actually got - he should have been nowhere near the club to begin with and stank the place out for years after being told to sling his hook.

You're trying to reason with someone who genuinely rated both the Sammy Ameobi and Jack Colback.

Put yourselves forward for election to the board, lads.

What a strange sequence of posts for a Friday morning.

Nice. Feels like they always have the same design though. Probably because Umbro don't arse about each and every year.

It's all LuaLua's fault.

It's absolutely bobbins, man.