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Because he plays like a 60 year old?

Aye, if anything, he seemed to think way less of himself than the King did.

Aye.

His kicking has always been woeful, don't you know?

An injured Karlo would still be better.

Atsu's shot, Murphy's(?) toe, wasn't it? While we're talking about that game, the assist for the assist of the Perez goal from Ritchie is one of my favourite NUFC passes of all time.

In the immortal words of Dillian Whyte, "That's a bit of a weird analogy, isn't it?"

I love a good Shelvey bashing, but he's not really our captain is he? Yes he's worn the armband (for reasons unknown) but our captain is Lascelles.

Must've been our boy Davey Edgar writing the match report.

It's important to remember that his rag are moving towards placing a greater emphasis on clickbaitery, so the best way to deal with Edwards is to simply ignore him.

Hilarious that VAR call, like.

There is a running total on the website, albeit a bit of a slow one. (Top right.)

One member, one vote. It's all there in the FAQs on the website.

They can't win, like. People will slate them regardless of whatever ideas they come up with. I'm all for it. Donate what you can afford, and worst case scenario it's going to a local charity. Does it really matter if that ends up being in a year's time? Best case scenario, the Trust ends up owning a proportion of the club, and its members have an actual say for once in the running of NUFC. For a quid.

Ronnie fucking Pickering?

“If it was a player who had consistently fought hard every week and gives 110 per cent with tackles and runs you could have more sympathy for those comments. If it had come from a captain, or a leader at the club, you could take it more easily." You have to wonder how many times he's actually watched the lad play (if at all).

From one walrus thread to another... It still means some divvies answered slightly more positively than rock-bottom, mind.

It's staggering to think that he's ended up getting two more jobs at a similar or higher level since.

They explained it as being the mean average of all respondents' scores converted into a score out of 100. It's a daft way to do it, like.

Bayer, eat your heart out.

It's like he's the king and we're the sorry people.

I had a quick look at his Twitter page and it seems like he spent all night arguing with our fans over our two wins over Everton this season. Apparently that makes us a better side than them and that's the end of it.