NEEJ

Been a stinker of a match, like.

What's round Gordon's heed?

It was abysmal from Pope, but in fairness to him the pitch looks slick as owt.

45 minutes into preseason, howeh man.

All those collector's edition purchases in the mud.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

They've moved the S&C gym over, so maybe we've upped and left. Would also explain the lack of updates on the stadium and training ground.

Yet you can't get a long-sleeved version for adults. Adidas, why?

It'll just be an alternative so that there's a trefoil option in the event of a yellow kit clash, no?

I am ready to get hurt.

Tino's scream at the end is still funny.

The weird welcome to Newcastle video is surely one of a series, right? FEED ME MORE!

Should add a bit of variety to their set pieces.

Oh aye, definitely. It's transparent as owt, but people obviously want it. I've seen enough of him on those Sky Sports clips to know to go nowhere near his content.

It's a sad state of affairs (and speaks volumes about online culture) when that little plum has hundreds of thousands following him on YouTube, like. Edit: on about that little failed Eastender geezer.

That's class.

Looks like way more of a nod to the 1998/99 away kit.

Petition to rename toon25 as bollockless25 when Trafford becomes world class playing for us?

Would've preferred "fuck them up", though.

Whilst true, the next thing we win will also be a once in a lifetime moment. And I hope others that weren't there this time get to sample it!

Being part of it, man. What a privilege. I genuinely hope that anyone reading this gets the chance to experience something similar in future. It was pure euphoria like nothing I'd ever experienced before.

They've not communicated it well at all, like. A throwaway line in an article on the club website.

Shepherd's check it says on the club's report.

Fair play to McTominay, like. Looks like he's having the time of his life.