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Some boy. Who was he booting off with at the end? I'd have been very scared.

@Rod do you have anything to say about tonight's performance?

Genuine injuries to our lads caused by their shithousery.

What a header.

Was it from an off the ball shove by Mr Njoy as well? Little cunt.

Tonali popped his shoulder? Good grief.

"Shoulder to shoulder"

How frustrating was that, man? It's ridiculous stuff from Gordon but he's done it because he wants to be seen to be busting a gut. Could've just saved your legs, son. Sutton all half

Lucky bastard.

Who's the creep on co-comms? Utter wanker.

You've all day tomorrow to worry about that.

Hopefully to be skinned for Wor Flags' next display.

Would it not be pronounced "Viper"? Pretty cool if so.

Incredible.

Poor sods only having three out-and-out attackers. How ever will they manage?!

Gutted I'll not be there, like. Make it hostile as fuck, people.

And get the stadium announcer to keep his trap shut. Still annoyed he cut over the top of the song as the bannered lyric was about to play.

They'll nail it, I've no doubt.

What a fucking prick.

So were we, so no display. The away end sang some really nasty songs and called him both a greedy bastard and a wanker. Obviously hurt his feelings.

Time to unfurl the "Get into them!" banner and the huge surfers again.

Would love to see them take a swipe at the transfer shills in one of these announcement videos, like.

Glad to see the PL have their priorities sorted!

Doing his press conference now? Edit: 9am according to the Beeb.

You could say he's found his way home.