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Could've been far worse, they could've put "HWTL" on there.

With dismay, aye.

Where's this from?

Genuinely looking forward to giving him hell when he comes back now.

Great name to sum up the window. An absolute Chow-on.

Identical numbers to van Nistelrooy.

Can we stop sharing the rectangular Italian's updates please? He's a fucking shill, and it's more and more obvious with every tweet.

The absolute pits. Almost as bad as the BBC doing lineups in alphabetical order.

Would go some way to sorting our summer. Might be what's got Isak so miffed.

I think they're fairly loose with it and use the two titles interchangeably on the website. Which is exactly what a paranoid fanbase like ours needs.

Not in the starting line up today. Worrying.

Michael, I'm loving this runaway train you're on. Particularly when we remember where you started. PIF - if you're listening, send Mike to negotiate.

Good luck, lads.

Fuuucking hell.

Imagine getting off a 15 hour flight and having to field questions like that, man. Looks absolutely buggered.

Thread title update please, mods. TWD has spoken.

Really dispiriting stuff, this. It's sounding more and more inevitable that there's no way to resolve this that ends up with him playing for us again. If he goes, it has to be abroad. Preferably to Saudi where we can forget about him. I'll be so disappointed in him if that's where he ends up, but I'm already disappointed.

It's N-O, we're now in end of days mode.

Looks like a Sunday league template.

Howay the Suds!

The home/away doesn't have the addias trefoil though, so it'd be out of step with the outfield kit. All about the brand.

Hope absolutely thrives on negativity, that much is laughably transparent now if it wasn't before. Craig Nope.