Coco

Thought they were cousins...

f*** off, you're quite clearly mentally retarded on an epic scale and claiming to be fluent in 4 languages and the like is just making you come across as a complusive liar and a try hard. I am. I am Indian I have to learn two languages which are important to my family. Now your going to be racist to me, I bet. Now I am going, before my head explodes and I have a Deep-esque episode and start spouting random 'opinions' as gospel fact on topics I know jack shit about...

Deep isn't allowed alphabet spaghetti. Having to register the letters and then try and consume the food is just too much for him... Ah, but he's able to make words in 4 different languages...

Everytime I think I'm out, you just pull me back in again. Look back through the posts yourself and please shut the fuck up. There is a minor change to capital lettering between my post and your 'quote'. You referred to being singled out for being Indian. Maybe you're just picking on me because I'm Irish, two can play the martyr card...

Can't say I've ever replied to one of his posts. But Billy Liar here says I abuse him for being a Spuds fan...

You get abused due to the s*** you post, read up and see for yourself... s*** post, you don't have ANY proof it is wrong. And you don't have any proof that it is right. Your the one who claims its a shit post. I don't need to prove my opinion to be shit you need to do that. Touche, it is his opinion that you are full of shit, the burden of proof is on you, according to your logic...

f*** off, you're quite clearly mentally retarded on an epic scale and claiming to be fluent in 4 languages and the like is just making you come across as a complusive liar and a try hard. I am. I am Indian I have to learn two languages which is important to my family. Now your going to be racist to me, I bet. mackems.gif You know the amount of times I have been abused for being Indian? So you're going from bragging about how clever you are (with numerous grammar and spelling mistakes) to attempting to tell your story of woe? Get out. zz I am fed of this community its sad really. I get abused for posting anything. About another 30 sheep follow including you and start abusing me too. Of course this is all a personal, anti-Indian witch-hunt... Jesus, I need to just turn off the PC and walk away, but it's like smack. Must go cold turkey...

Cane for what? Saying the truth. You may not like to hear the truth but its the fact. There is further evidence that even Keegan's tone has changed dramatically over the transfers. For being a lying twerp with incorrectly perceived self-importance. What do you want me to do? Take a picture with Matthew Mort and his dad and post it on here? Well that would make you an untrustworthy twerp with incorrectly perceived self-importance. Why would that make me untrustworthy? Because if by a very small chance you have been told this by Chris Mort's son, the info certainly wouldn't have come with the endorsement to post it on the internet. No I havn't been told by him. I havn't been told by anyone. I was just saying this is the definate structure in my opinion. How can it be definite in your opinion? How much are your parents paying for this education of yours? Mate no offence or anything. I think I would cane you in knowledge of any subject, except football. Your forget that I am 14, I doubt you/son come anywhere near my interlligence. Also the fact that I am doing 2 GCSE's a year early. One this Tuesday and have got 40/40 +40/40 on both sets of the coursework and almost guranteed an A* says alot and doing Maths very soon aswell. Aye, but I've a shed load of A* GCSE's and I did the NI boards which are harder than your dumbed down English boards. What do they count for lad? f*** all, you said it yourself, you may be 14 and have a lot of knowledge, but from what I can see, you have zero intelligence... (and your grammar and spelling is a bit s***...) Yeah posting on the internet, needs a lot of grammar? Also it's a bit ironic if you read through your post. I kind of agree actually because I have a really good memory. I can look at something and remember it for years. Hence, why I am fluent in 4 languages. Took you a while to come up with this round of bullshit, I can see a couple of edits there. Did you feel the need to add grammatical errors to the quote of my post? Looks like you did. Anyway, I don't want to get into an arguement with a 14yr old pathological liar, I'm off to make a nice breakfast... Oh, and please don't PM me anymore, thanks...

Cane for what? Saying the truth. You may not like to hear the truth but its the fact. There is further evidence that even Keegan's tone has changed dramatically over the transfers. For being a lying twerp with incorrectly perceived self-importance. What do you want me to do? Take a picture with Matthew Mort and his dad and post it on here? Well that would make you an untrustworthy twerp with incorrectly perceived self-importance. Why would that make me untrustworthy? Because if by a very small chance you have been told this by Chris Mort's son, the info certainly wouldn't have come with the endorsement to post it on the internet. No I havn't been told by him. I havn't been told by anyone. I was just saying this is the definate structure in my opinion. How can it be definite in your opinion? How much are your parents paying for this education of yours? Mate no offence or anything. I think I would cane you in knowledge of any subject, except football. Your forget that I am 14, I doubt you/son come anywhere near my interlligence. Also the fact that I am doing 2 GCSE's a year early. One this Tuesday and have got 40/40 +40/40 on both sets of the coursework and almost guranteed an A* says alot and doing Maths very soon aswell. Aye, but I've a shed load of A* GCSE's and I did the NI boards which are harder than your dumbed down English boards. What do they count for lad? Fuck all, you said it yourself, you may be 14 and have a lot of knowledge, but from what I can see, you have zero intelligence... (and your grammar and spelling is a bit shit...)

KK is in effect a Head Coach Of First Team rather than a all ruling manager like Fergie or Wegner. That's my feeling as well. Is that not the way most clubs that utilise a DoF are set-up?

Cane for what? Saying the truth. You may not like to hear the truth but its the fact. There is further evidence that even Keegan's tone has changed dramatically over the transfers. For being a lying twerp with incorrectly perceived self-importance. What do you want me to do? Take a picture with Matthew Mort and his dad and post it on here? mackems.gif Aye, that'll do. Even if you do know the lad, why would anyone believe that daddy tells him the intricate workings of one of the richest football clubs in the world? Jesus H Christ the kid cracks me up...

He won't be becuase he has already said he doesn't know enough about football. That's why we have Jimenez. As he is coming up to year in charge of running a football club I would like to think he knows something. David Gill was an account yet he seems quite capable of running Man Utd? Do you think Mort is out of his depth dealing with contracts? Taken straight from Wiki... Gill joined Manchester United PLC in 1997 as Finance Director. In August 2000, he was promoted to Deputy Chief Executive whilst retaining his Finance Director responsibilities. In July 2001, Nick Humby was appointed Finance Director of Manchester United PLC, so Gill was promoted again this time to the title of Group Managing Director, allowing him to concentrate on managing the day-to-day operations of the business (including sponsorship & marketing, business development, financial services, conference & catering, ticketing & membership and group property). In September 2003, after the departure of previous Chief Executive, Peter Kenyon, to rival club Chelsea F.C., Gill was promoted yet again to Chief Executive of Manchester United PLC. In 2005, he was appointed Chief Executive of the private limited company, Manchester United Ltd, that succeeded Manchester United PLC after the takeover by Malcolm Glazer.[1] Gill is vice-chairman of the management committee of G-14, an organisation of leading European football clubs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gill_%28executive%29 Seems as though David Gill had years of experience at a massively successful football club before being made chief exec. Mort is still very much learning the business and that is why he is surrounding himself with, what he considers experts, i.e. Wise, Jimenez, Vetere etc. (In my opinion anyway...)

I'm with GeJon on this one. Our squad can ill afford to lose a half-decent player before we have adequately replaced them. In all honesty, he's nowhere near as bad as some on here are making out.

Good player, but a bit pricey at that iyam...

I find that bit in bold very hard to believe. I mean, forcing kids to play something in school is one thing, but that doesn't make it popular. Seriously, 'football', basketball, baseball, hockey etc. are all miles ahead of this in terms of fan base. Don't mean to de-rail the thread, was just pointing out that the MLS is not really a league we should be looking at for talent. Unless we can get that Santiago Munez kid, he looks good...

Possibly more like the latter. It would be hard to see a signing being made without the player meeting and having some form of discussion with the manager. That would be the case at any club. It's not just a case of using KK as a salesman, but for him to get a feel for the guy on a personal level, and find out if he'll be able to work with him...

Watched some when I was out there working last year. It really is at a shocking level. It would struggle to be considered any better than non-league football over here... Hardly a surprise though, is it, considering that over there "soccer" is for the kids that aren't good enough to play American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Hockey or any other number of sports. As someone who watches a fair bit of NFL, I can tell you that the NFL Europe was a dreadful quality of American Football too. True. Over there "soccer" is a girls game. Girls and, as you said, less talented guys who can't make it in the more popular sports. For that reason, it'll never take off, no matter how many Beckham type signings the MLS makes.

Watched some when I was out there working last year. It really is at a shocking level. It would struggle to be considered any better than non-league football over here...

Looks like a late mid 90's Everton kit... And, upon further research, it looks like Everton have brought out a new kit every year since 2001... Money grabbing bastards...

yeah, 1977's team is a pisstake I think, Taylor, Given, Milner and Riise in the first team??? fuckin hell Barbaric, isn't it. what's Given done to merit being ahead of Harper next season? Nothing short of an absolute disgrace if that happens IMO, if Shay get's over his fitness issues, no question, he should be #1. Otherwise, it makes sense for Harper to keep his spot, so long as he keeps performing...

Good news and bad news. If there's an ounce of truth in it, of course. Which I doubt. I feel like there is some truth to it. I think Keegan knew this is what he had to do from the outset and basically this is why he claimed we would be miles away from the top 4 and unable to challenge next year. I don't think he feels he can make as much rapid progress under these conditions i.e. building a younger squad. However, I am just as happy for us to make slower progress with a young talented squad and the idea of the likes of Veloso, Gomis, Nasri etc coming in excites me rather than the Crouches, Riises, Campbells etc. I think I'm with Ashley on this one. Yeah it might take a little longer but we'll get there eventually as long as we can get the right players in.It will be really refreshing to have some top young talent at the club for a change. The sensible approach - as usual - would be a compromise between the two. The two or three major signings Keegan has continually referred to are players that can go straight into the team. They might be young (Modric), but they're not youngsters in terms of being 'for the future'. The ideal solution is say six or seven signings, with half being the likes of Modric, and the others being some warm/hot prospects who can bulk out the squad. Think Nani at Man Utd. Nani and Anderson cost the best part of £30m did they not? I get your point though. IMO we might not see Nani type squad fillers, but maybe more like Tozer etc. and hopefully enough first choice players to make a difference... of course, this Tozer bloke is going to grow up and be the new Roy McFarland, because its "the plan". Love it when my posts get read completely out of context and inaccurately. Good night good sir...

Good news and bad news. If there's an ounce of truth in it, of course. Which I doubt. I feel like there is some truth to it. I think Keegan knew this is what he had to do from the outset and basically this is why he claimed we would be miles away from the top 4 and unable to challenge next year. I don't think he feels he can make as much rapid progress under these conditions i.e. building a younger squad. However, I am just as happy for us to make slower progress with a young talented squad and the idea of the likes of Veloso, Gomis, Nasri etc coming in excites me rather than the Crouches, Riises, Campbells etc. I think I'm with Ashley on this one. Yeah it might take a little longer but we'll get there eventually as long as we can get the right players in.It will be really refreshing to have some top young talent at the club for a change. The sensible approach - as usual - would be a compromise between the two. The two or three major signings Keegan has continually referred to are players that can go straight into the team. They might be young (Modric), but they're not youngsters in terms of being 'for the future'. The ideal solution is say six or seven signings, with half being the likes of Modric, and the others being some warm/hot prospects who can bulk out the squad. Think Nani at Man Utd. Nani and Anderson cost the best part of £30m did they not? I get your point though. IMO we might not see Nani type squad fillers, but maybe more like Tozer etc. and hopefully enough first choice players to make a difference...

Good news and bad news. If there's an ounce of truth in it, of course. Which I doubt. I feel like there is some truth to it. I think Keegan knew this is what he had to do from the outset and basically this is why he claimed we would be miles away from the top 4 and unable to challenge next year. I don't think he feels he can make as much rapid progress under these conditions i.e. building a younger squad. However, I am just as happy for us to make slower progress with a young talented squad and the idea of the likes of Veloso, Gomis, Nasri etc coming in excites me rather than the Crouches, Riises, Campbells etc. I think I'm with Ashley on this one. Yeah it might take a little longer but we'll get there eventually as long as we can get the right players in.It will be really refreshing to have some top young talent at the club for a change. Bringing in Veloso, Gomis and Nasri would cost an absolute fortune, whereas Crouch, Riise and Campbell would not, relatively. When Wenger came in he still signed some proven, "ready-made" players, like Overmars, Petit, Pires etc. If we expect to buy a bunch of 16yr olds and in 5-10 years have a top 4 team, it's lunacy...

Nope... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching Just reminded me of this... http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=52207.0