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Good to see the ship is steady. Glad I didn't watch.

I was at a talk in with MM a few weeks back and he said the same. Something about players going and enjoying themselves abroad, rather than playing. Didn't say they'd refused to play but he may have had more info since.

As if the club have included that famous quote of his in their Facebook post for him. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Sir Bob. I was incredibly young when Keegan was around and only have limited (possibly fabricated) memories of his tenure, so SBR was the first and only great NUFC manager I've had in my time truly supporting the club. Some brilliant memories of his time here.

If you've ever been to France, he's really not that abnormal I used to play football in some of the rough Paris suburbs and these lads, that can best be described as chavs, would wear tiny little man bags with Adidas trackies etc. Just different cultures.

I think the Bristol City bloke has pumped a fair bit in to the city's sporting activities, to be fair. He wants to create a multi-sport Madrid-style set up.

Him going sideways isn't always his fault, mind. He picked up the ball yesterday and had some space to run into, we only had Cabella and Cisse in their half, he started attacking and nobody offered him an option or tried to even make space for him. It ended up with him being surrounded by about 4 players, IIRC.

Apparently Cabella had 14 attempted passes in the final third and Sissoko 11, I can barely remember those two even getting a touch near their box

I'm gonna disagree with that. Cowardly sub obviously but Cabella had been hopeless all night and was fading. Cabella was awful. He wasn't alone in this, though, in fairness. That midfield 5 put in one of the worst collective performance I've seen for some time. They were either anonymous or absolutely fucking crap.

That was an utter abomination. Carver is even worse than clueless, he has no idea how to get us going in attack. Players massively isolated again and just no cohesion or pattern at all.

He's just inviting a shit load of pressure on to us The players look absolutely petrified, like. Totally fucked by their boss.

Honestly, what the fuck is this all about.

We look absolutely terrified to move forward. This really is just kick and hope.

Subbing Cisse, man. What a pleb.

Perez, Cabella and Gouffran just haven't been in it. Neither have Sissoko or Colback.

Williamson is a cunt.

It really is ridiculous that football clubs are just left in the hands of a single person, someone who could easily get bored and fuck off at any time. It's easy to harp on about Germany but their fan ownership majority ruling seems logical, on the surface.

Well, that was fucking dire, we look like we have no idea. Cisse, though, what a bloke.

Lush. Get him off.

Williamson can fucking die, like. Just boots it at any opportunity.

Have we had a foul yet?

Play 3 short passes and lump it up. Sweet.

Does Poyet do the manager's email thing that Bruce and MON used to do, hithere? Always thought that was weird.

Carver'll be fuming at the golf club bar when he sees this.

I stuck up for his fitness record before, because it was actually very good before last season, but he just siems doomed now.