Gallowgate Toon

We all know it's irrelevant, it's just nice to enjoy some football. That's how low we've sunk. Cabella and Perez are lovely to watch. Particularly pleased for the former, Ando and Lowes were slating him before the game saying he's only had one good half all season and he cost £12m. I know it was undisclosed but wasn't the reported fee €10m?

I hope Cabella plays #10.

Listen, John is doing such a great job, isn't he?

Fucking dog turd. Get Cabella and Perez on for a bit of entertainment, at least.

I'm sure we very occasionally pressed under Pardew. Carver literally has one plan and sticks to it no matter the opposition

John is doing a terrific job, like. Absolutely cracking!

His time in France showed his biggest weakness, imo. His win percentage with PSG was much lower than it is with Real, despite the team he was managing being head and shoulders above the competition. Ligue 1 is more defensive and he struggled to break sides down. Although, he should've walked it considering it's a 'Mickey Mouse League'.

I'm not sure if it's just me but the players have seemingly got less and less confident on the ball under Carver. There were a number of occasions yesterday when players just weren't interested in showing for the ball.

Sissoko was fine when allowed to go forward. Carver's ludicrous tactics meant most players were invisible for large periods.

He struggled but a lot of that could be attributed to our horrific set up. He'd get the ball and want to start a move, only to be left without any real options. His instinct isn't to hoof it. He has potential, he played a couple of meaningful passes and shows good positional awareness, a bit raw in the tackle though.

Carver is so fucking dumb, man. He's even worse than Pardew for soaking up pressure. Loads of occasions where players had little options on the ball so it got punted away etc. Played like a lower league away team. Dreadful.

Foster really isn't the type of lad to get involved in any of that kind of stuff. He is, however, shit.

How snidey did Poyet look when going up to Bruce

What fucking horrific comments they are.

Diegol.

Reus is an absolutely brilliant player. One of my favourite to watch.

Rakitic?

Barca working the extra man in midfield to perfection.

Messi, man. The bloke's disgusting.

City are playing 4-4-2 but without a genuine wide midfielder? Odd. You'd think, with Dzeko and Aguero, they have the aerial advantage. Should be looking to exploit the wings and early crosses.

Good to see the ship is steady. Glad I didn't watch.

I was at a talk in with MM a few weeks back and he said the same. Something about players going and enjoying themselves abroad, rather than playing. Didn't say they'd refused to play but he may have had more info since.

As if the club have included that famous quote of his in their Facebook post for him. Anyway, Happy Birthday, Sir Bob. I was incredibly young when Keegan was around and only have limited (possibly fabricated) memories of his tenure, so SBR was the first and only great NUFC manager I've had in my time truly supporting the club. Some brilliant memories of his time here.

If you've ever been to France, he's really not that abnormal I used to play football in some of the rough Paris suburbs and these lads, that can best be described as chavs, would wear tiny little man bags with Adidas trackies etc. Just different cultures.