I love how their go to argument is that there's a gulf in class between the Premier League and the Championship, which automatically makes the team on 2 points better than the team on 31 points.
So they took a risk by hiring the guy with over 30 years of management experience instead of the Welshman who's never managed before but "knows the league". It's not the Uzbek second division, everyone in the world knows the league.
They've edited the list - "Club requested full article from Telegraph", and so on.
And the fact the page says "all news on this website is fictitious".
It's fake. It's a parody website. I really doubt the next seven managers they've got just so happen to be the seven most prominent British managers in the game.
"Someone" makes it sound like it's not a manager to me. If they've not even started revealing the managers on the list of eight yet, this could go on for a month.
Imagine if we'd not been able to get rid of Pardew and he was still here. Everyone would be hitting F5 on the Telegraph website every evening with their fingers crossed.