Troll

I smile every time I see this thread title.

He was making a rape joke.

Just stick him in the U21s and forget about him.

What did he say about this? "You can never say never - and I definitely learned that at Newcastle. "But it would take an extraordinary bid."

Already trying to flog Bolasie.

We should preempt this becoming permanent and print out some Sack Carver flyers for Burnley.

It definitely played a significant part. It can't have been a nice experience for him.

I think the opposite - when it's finally announced, delete this thread and add his name to the swear filter. Let's never speak of this again.

What a name.

Twice. First person to ever do it in one season.

Wouldn't be a bad choice. You all so quickly forget that we won the league in his last spell here.

Is this what winning a trophy feels like?

There are no talented managers from Newcastle (currently). Not even from England at all for that matter. When was the last time an English manager would have been considered world class? Sir Bobby? Allardyce and Pardew are probably the English managers with the best reputations right now.

I already drank the bottle of champagne I was saving for this moment.

Although Pardew didn't get sacked, this campaign is still responsible for getting rid of him by making him hate his life. Why else would you go to Crystal fucking Palace except to escape that?

Funny you ask that now, it's Pardew! Lol. Ok the one before that? Shearer. Kinnear before that. Neither of them went to another club though. The two before who quit rather than got sacked (Keegan and Gullet) didn't leave for a new job either. We've never had a manager poached in my time supporting the club.

Just be glad it's not like the book, when Saruman sticks around long after the ring is destroyed. That would be like the next owner keeping him.

Carver full time.

Zaha will be shipped back to Manchester and all. In fairness, Zaha is fucking rubbish these days. Even I noticed that, and i watch fucking rubbish players week in, week out. You say that now, just imagine what he'd be like after a couple of months of Pardew's coaching

Zaha will be shipped back to Manchester and all.

Jedinak Puncheon Bolasie Shola Chamakh Gouffran

Imagine if we beat Sunderland again!

I hope Pardew gets liquidated and ceases to exist.

"Pardew is set to use this warchest to raid former club Newcastle, with Mike Willamson, Yoan Gouffran, Garbriel Obertan, Rob Elliott and Ryan Taylor all likely to follow him to Selhurst Park"