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Signed Cabaye "because of his professionalism off the pitch". Like when he refused to play for Pardew to try and force a move to Arsenal?

The Sports Direct is a different team's ground anyway. He's essentially said Oldham signed Mbemba.

Football league suffix quiz. I got 19/21. Missed

Aye, good thing we had Williamson to take his place.

Mirror reporting he wants 100k a week. Who's their current highest paid player?

Yeah, fuck off Charnley!

Fuck me, this Fans Forum must have been shit if all we have to discuss is how much Ed Harrison's house is worth!

Just seen something I want on eBay. Better prepare a bid!

I reckon Bournemouth could surprise people. Play good football and have money behind them.

You could say it was unbelievable!

Do Feyenoord know about this?

Replace that with Demba and Papiss and that could be our 5th place finish.

Neither can they.

Incredible journalism. Retweets Cisse then uses another two tweets to repeat what he just said.

Jesus Christ, fuck whoever changed this title. Fucking hell

What's wrong with waiting for the 75th minute, swapping right backs, and bringing on Shola?

He should never be given another job again. In football or otherwise.

It feels like a fresh start. The cancer is still there, but at least the crippling headaches have stopped for now.

Poor comparison. Mr Burns won something. http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/9/2/4/106442924/cuts/homeratthebat_h4zsa8um_szygyubd.jpg

They'll definitely go after Blatter eventually, unless he's squeaky clean (which he's obviously not).

With Flores going to Watford, does that mean Slavisa Jokanovic is going to be available?

Lawro: "I am really surprised to see them facing the drop because Steve Bruce is a really good manager." Maybe he actually isn't!

Brendan Rodgers?

CaulkinTheTimes: Don't believe in omens or superstition, which is probably just as well given there's a dead magpie in my kitchen.

The Championship season was only fun because we were winning every week, had a likeable squad and manager, and knew it was just for one year. That won't happen this time.