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We're going to discuss fat keepers and not bring up this fella? http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-579109.jpg Bet he got paid in Chupa Chups.

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/alan-oliver.jpg http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/512xn/p0187x2g.jpg It's actually the same guy trying out Boris Johnson and Jimmy Savile wigs.

I really hope these signing don't placate the fans. First two games are on telly, so we need the Pardew out chants to get the pressure on him from the start.

Yes it is - using him in place of our best defender can only hasten Pardew's exit.

I got Greece in my sweepstake, but still can't bring myself to support them.

Stopped betting now apart from the 888 and BetBright offers. These upsets should be brilliant, not pissing me off because they're screwing up my bets.

Used my free £15 bet from 888 to put this on too. Nearly went first goalscorer but decided to play it safe.

Where is this Spain 2/1 offer? Don't see on their site.

Nah, I couldn't see Milner wanting to drop down and play in the Championship.

We didn't sell Cabaye for the money. Pardew actually hounded out Hatem's only friend.

If we're sticking with Pardew (), then unfortunately this is exactly the sort of signing we need to make. There's no point letting Carr unearth talented French flair players when this clown will just stick them on the bench or at left back.

Posted out six lots today.

FWIW, I could get hold of some. Just need someone (Cajun?) to get it to Pardew.

I'll send out the stickers tomorrow. List is now: NEED 00, 23, 29, 48 54, 90 100, 108, 109, 111, 129, 135 157, 174, 176, 177, 185 203, 207 266, 269, 278, 281, 293, 309, 310, 313, 318, 348 352, 359, 366, 373, 375, 381 406, 409, 413, 435 453, 455, 456, 457, 465, 474, 478, 493 504, 526, 527 554, 555, 556, 559, 560, 563, 565, 566, 568, 570, 571, 572, 574, 575, 578 SWAPS 7, 27 60, 64, 64, 68, 73, 73, 73, 74, 87 100, 125 152, 154, 158, 196 202, 202, 208, 227, 231, 231, 235 251, 251, 251, 252, 256, 256, 257, 257, 273 326, 326, 331, 340 369, 374, 376, 388 415, 417, 417, 418, 420, 427, 429, 429, 429 477, 491, 492 506, 506, 511, 523, 529, 529, 536, 544, 544 557, 557, 590 611, 611

Here's mine. PM me if you want to swap. NEED 00, 23, 24, 26, 29, 48 54, 90 100, 108, 109, 111, 129, 135, 149 153, 157, 174, 176, 177, 185 203, 207, 245 266, 268, 269, 270, 271, 274, 278, 280, 281, 293, 309, 310, 313, 318, 345, 348 352, 359, 373, 375, 381 406, 407, 408, 409, 413, 434, 435, 439 451, 452, 453, 455, 456, 457, 461, 465, 473, 474, 476, 478, 493 504, 526, 527, 549 554, 555, 556, 559, 560, 563, 565, 566, 568, 570, 571, 572, 574, 575, 577, 578, 582 SWAPS 7, 27 60, 60, 64, 64, 64, 66, 67, 68, 73, 73, 73, 74, 74, 84, 87, 88 100, 125 152, 154, 158, 189, 196 202, 202, 205, 208, 214, 227, 231, 231, 235 251, 251, 251, 252, 256, 256, 257, 257, 273 326, 326, 331, 340 369, 374, 376, 388 414, 415, 415, 416, 416, 417, 417, 418, 420, 423, 427, 427, 428, 429, 429, 429 477, 491, 492 505, 506, 506, 509, 510, 511, 511, 513, 518, 519, 522, 523, 528, 529, 529, 536, 543, 544, 544 557, 557, 590, 590 610,611, 611

I won't believe it until he signs with another club.

Oh fuck off.

That'll be the end for Martino? He'd been sacked one way or the other. Now it'll just be easier. Who would you like to see replace him?

They may have won the league, but they'll probably be relegated as a result.

Kills me that teams like Hull and Sunderland can be in positions like this but we just outright refuse to even try.

He wins cups, not right for us.

Was about to post that. Balague's usually pretty good too.

What really baffles me is that while we're publicly supporting Pardew, behind the scenes we're getting rid of his favourites (Gozza, Shola). It's not like the Cabaye situation where there's tonnes of cash, these are useless cloggers we're talking about. Why stick with the manager and immediately undermine him like that?

KR Reykjavik? They wear black and white because of us.

Hull must be shitting themselves about the final.