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Got in the wrong taxi wearing his tux expecting to taken to the ground. When the taxi drove past it he thought he was being kidnapped.

You forget that all the staff in the shoe shops know you by now, heavy user that you are.

Class by Bournemouth. Could have got dejected and crumbled after conceding two so quickly, but back in front.

Thought you only cared about watching the teams with the best players?

We did the same a few years ago when Arca got stretchered off for Boro.

Jesus, Chopra's playing for Alloa now?

Carroll has to be in for me. He was that good for us after promotion that we were all gutted to only get £35m for him.

To be fair, Milan has two airports. One is Malpensa, which tends to handle inter continental flights and is a long way outside the city, but Linate, which handles European flights, is very close to the city centre. Don't forget Bergamo, that's a canny way outside the city as well. Bergamo Airport is in Bergamo. Airlines call it "Milan Bergamo" to try and sell more tickets, because Milan is nearby and a much more popular destination. Kind of like how if Sunderland had an airport it'd be called Newcastle Sunderland.

“Yannick is a player who will be linked with other clubs all the time because he is an exciting player. “If any of my players get linked with bigger clubs I would not expect them to (rule out leaving). It would be a foolish move. “Players move a lot in the current world of football, they do not stay at clubs for five to seven years. “You have to keep your options open and I have got no problem with that."

I think Bournemouth will stay up. It's their first ever away game in this division, and they've been unlucky to come away with nothing. Kept it tight and kept trying all game They won't have to play at Anfield every week. They'd smash us and the Mackems for a start.

Bournemouth are really good.

So his story is that his father in law doesn't know much about football.

I'd never wish death upon Pardew like that. I want to watch him suffer and lose everyone and everything he holds dear. Hoping Cabaye only joined Palace to go Monte Cristo on his ass.

I can think of another team who are like that...

Load of shite. Froggy, you keep saying how Rooney's going to run away with it this year now he's playing up front. Will that change if they buy Harry Kane?

Wonder why they let Lambert back to do the tactics in this first half. You'd honestly never know he was gone. He's about to do the analysis on Setanta.

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth Because of the romanticism? It's a true underdog story. I want to watch good football. I have no connection to Bournemouth, don't know why I should be bothered by them. If they look good on MOTD tonight I might watch them in the future Bournemouth play a lot better football than a lot of the teams in the league (including us). I'm biased, but it's great seeing a little team from Dorset giving it a go in the Premier League. Yeah, their only claim to fame bar climbing the league system is that Howe supposedly have them playing great front foot attacking football. Not interested in checking out Bournemouth, but he maybe wanted to check out Villa. What the hell. Villa have some players that I kind of want to see, Bournemouth don't, is it that ludicrous a thought like? As it happens I can't watch the match anyway If you're only interested in watching superstars then Bournemouth probably aren't for you (although neither are Villa). Do you not care about teams that play well as a cohesive unit though?

getting booed and "paedo! paedo!" shouted at him, so I dont think so If they drew the Smoggies in the cup would they chant that or "one of us, one of us"?

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth Because of the romanticism? It's a true underdog story. I want to watch good football. I have no connection to Bournemouth, don't know why I should be bothered by them. If they look good on MOTD tonight I might watch them in the future Bournemouth play a lot better football than a lot of the teams in the league (including us). I'm biased, but it's great seeing a little team from Dorset giving it a go in the Premier League.

Bournemouth are carrying on where they left off last season.

So Pards is going to work on not conceding for four days a week - who's their Carver, the guy that gets to spend a day figuring out how to score?

We had a decent team as well, but Pardew still nearly took them down.

Been trying to shoehorn in Aguero, but I can't do it. http://i.imgur.com/oT7pjYc.png Tempted to swap Ritchie for Gradel too. Ulloa to be swapped for Mitrovic or Cisse (or Berahino) when I've figured out which is likely to play most.

You're far too prepared for this.

8/1 on Palace to go down feels generous.