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I can't believe Vinne Jones hasn't been mentioned.

Everton can hardly be accused of it.

That poem was probably the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen.

Slightly off topic, but is it just me, or did Redknapp just say Benitez would go with Couch and Kraut?

He's on Sky Sports 1 now talking about Keegan.

You could say that about all our central midfielders, in fairness.

I'd pick: Given Beye Faye Cacapa Enrique Milne r Geremi N'Zogbia Duff Martins Owen Geremi's not been great so far, but he's looked good in the ACON and I'd rather give him another chance than waste the spot with Smith, Barton or Butt.

Shola and Duff up front isn't going to improve anything.

You're joking, right? You think Shola is part of our strongest XI and Owen isn't?

A new goalkeeper is the least of our worries right now.

Definitely Harewood.

People were saying Faye/Cacapa was the best central defence they'd ever seen us field before Pompey. I think we should give it another chance now Cacapa has more confidence and experience in this league.

I'd agree with the San Siro. Didn't get to go to a game, but did the tour.

Not every match this season will be Arsenal away. Playing like that but with our Africans and Viduka back, and against lesser sides and there's no way we'll even end up close to the relegation zone. I don't see how Woodgate not signing is going to get us relegated. Remember, Woodgate leaving the Smoggies means they're even worse now, do you see them catching us?

I remember this time last season, we were about 12th or 13th in the table and some guy said "I just can't see us staying up". It sounded just as ridiculous then, and we were under Roeder at the time. The people who need a reality check are the ones worried about relegation.

Reading, Bolton, Birmingham, Middlesbrough, Wigan, Sunderland, Fulham, Derby. Who can seriously see at least six of those teams finishing above us? Five of them don't even have any away wins! There's no way we're in any danger of relegation.

Sunderland (I don't understand the people who don't mention them) Man Utd Tottenham

Some people do, but they work as comedians, not football coaches.

They're just talking about how Terry Mac will be good for the club and Keegan because, and I quote "he's very funny and tells lots of jokes"! Looks like people weren't far off when they were trying to guess what he did!

I booked my tickets a couple of days ago and still need to collect them. I'm not going to have to join this queue am I?

Just stuck a load on Houllier on betfair as his odds kept dropping. The second I did, they shot back up because of Deschamps.

Deschamps would be my choice of anyone who we could realistically get.

You wouldn't take Krancjar?

He's way better than what we have. But we could get linked with Gattuso and Mascherano and still have people saying we don't need them.

Only 22 and a full international for France, would be a fantastic signing.